Hee, yes, I suppose that Wikipedia is a good way of keeping OAPs off the streets, and to be fair, it is great at pop culture for the most part. Just not everything else, unless a particular page is lucky enough to have someone really good regularly working on it.

And yes, I am so sorry about your weather. I am wishing I hadn't left Italy, though there were dire floods just after I was there, but not near any of my hotels ;-)

The dwarf porn comment, alas, came from harsh experience. Never dispute your friends' assertions that there is everything you can think of somewhere on the internet.