I am hoping that having proper (if OTT) winter weather in winter means that we will have decent summer weather come summer. *fingers crossed*

I decided some time ago that it was better to just accept things sometimes - if someone tells me I don't want to know, I accept it. It either saves me from unknown horrors, or winds up the person who is dying for me to ask anyway. Win/win.

Friends of mine had a long-running joke about dwarf porn, following the discovery of an actual porno called "Itty Bitty Bang Bang". There are some things you just should not question.