I loathe mpreg, but when I'd realized what you'd done, I giggled with glee and raced to read. (I also alliterized a lot.)

I have to share that just as Pansy was clarifying whether Potter had a "big one," I received a friend request from Facebook. Being the Facebook obsessive I am, I moused over. The fellow's name was Bigoni.


"Bigoni," I asked myself as I clicked on his picture. "Do I know a So-and-So Bigoni?"

Then his picture loaded and indeed, I knew Mr. So and So Bigoni. We'd had a few flings a few years back. He does, indeed, have a Bigoni.

LOL.