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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2009-05-30 10:19 pm

Shopping success and failure

For the first time in many years, it is actually cold enough for a proper winter coat in Sydney. Alas, the last time it was this cold I was slender, now I am stout, and so it was off to find a new one.

You might think this would be easy, but I was determined that it not be black, and I look horrible in orangey-reds. Alas, Sydney retailers believe that everyone should wear only black or orangey-red on the rare cold days in this city.

A few of my friends will now be saying: 'But weren't you in Italy, home of the fine coat, only six months ago?' To which the answer is yes, but it was very toasty and I had every reason to believe that global warming would keep it so. Or, I am very vague and was conscious only that my luggage allowance was already used up in books, which may be a little closer to the truth.

So you can imagine that I was prepared to spend many hours combing through racks looking for something that would suit the stumpy, be not black, and have some aspect of style that appealed to me.

The third coat I picked up was a brown and cream herringbone twill, in wool, a hip-length 1960-style swing coat with a shawl collar and three-quarter sleeves. It fit perfectly and was 30% off.

My easy success filled me with glee and I proceeded on the second part of my shopping mission, which I had thought would be hugely simple. All I wanted was a copy of The Demon's Lexicon, either in my hands today, or pre-ordered in case they really were holding on to them until Tuesday. Five bookshops later, August appears to be the earliest I can buy it locally. August!

I have one possible source left, but even Better Read than Dead has let me down. How is it that the clothing fairies, who never work in my favour, should have been so kind, when my lifelong book-buying genie has taken himself off on a little holiday?

In cat news, Monster the cat has taken to human surfing. This is very amusing when we are dressed and bend down near the cat tower to pick up a book or bag. When we are in the bathroom and bending over to dry our feet, it is only hilarious to the one observing.

ETA 2: Leochi has a scarily accurate depiction of the situation here. And yes, it is funny even when one has the puncture marks ...

ETA: ARGH! and OOPS! Thank you very much to [profile] adores_draco  for my lovely pink pony. Now I have the entire Live Action My Little Pony trailer running through my head again, which I am not going to link to for those of you who missed it, because I value your sanity even if you don't.

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want to ask if it follows the same basic structure as the Grimm original.

No, it's far, FAR scarier.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEK! That's enough information without alcohol ;-)

And yay for Pin on the internet!

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay indeed, it's a lucky day. *sighs* They've said they'll send someone to look at things at my end, but of course they can only come between eight and four, and since the upcoming week is my first week in a new job ... I don't think I'll be telling them I have to stay home to wait for Internet Man. So it's likely to stay patchy a while yet. :/

But the weather is GORGEOUS and it's a holiday here, so I'm going back and forth between baking on the sunny balcony and watching Sharpe's Regiment. And talking to you, which is always a plus! :D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a bath! Which has delayed me saying SHARPE! SEAN! BABY!

Actually, I should probably have dressed before typing this ... it's so much pervier than I meant it to be.

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
But that's perfect - you know what a fan I am of things being pervier than you mean them to be. ;)

Unfortunately this was the one where he gets together with the nice girl; most boring of Sharpe shags!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Boo, hiss! Bring back Theresa! Or Lady Hamilton ...

I am about to go to bed, where I fear I will dream of priapic midgets, for which I will blame YOU.

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sleep well, and try to dream of Sean Bean in his mid-30s instead! :)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, he's good at any age. That jaw may sag a little, but his bottom is still v pert!

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2009-06-01 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Trufax!