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[blamebrampton]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY deannawol ! All the best for the day, may it bring exactly the cake, presents and happy events you desire!

Today at work we received a letter from a woman in Queensland informing us that by running an advert for the federal government's changed laws on same-sex partnerships and benefits, we were encouraging moral perfidy and defying God's law, in support of which she provided a few semi-biblical cliches.

This neatly segued with this post from annafugazzi  that I read last night, in which she posted a link to a brilliant song celebrating Mad Bad Pat Robertson's infamous Sex With Ducks comments. I mentioned that they were the same girls who had written and performed the brilliant Worst Song Medley, then marguerite_26 , who is terribly clever, linked to this page, which contains a selection of their video clips. Sassy, sexy and very very snarky, I thoroughly recommend checking them out: Garfunkel and Oates.

After 20 minutes of everyone in the office being cranky at letter woman for being
a. a Bigot
b. an Idiot
c. unChristian, and
d. Ignorant of her religion's source material
we then had another 20 minutes of gleefully playing the 'Oh look! Tax concessions! Yes, you've convinced me! I will forswear the penis!' It may be that this month's issue will contain more typos than usual. I know who to blame.

Finally, if you are in Denmark, I would like to plug a gig that an old friend of mine (who I have, alas, not seen in ages) is performing. His name is Darren Hanlon, and while he may break out a piano accordian, his skill and whimsy make it more than worth sitting through any of his odder instrument choices (including but not limited to kazoo, banjo and balalika). He's performing as part of the Sculptures by the Sea event, which is the best Australian export since ugg boots. The website can be found here, or this may be enough for you to find him:

Australian Culture Weekend presents: Sculptures by the Sea

Aarhus, Denmark
Tangkroen
Strandvejen  
Saturday JUNE 13th, 1PM
Sunday JUNE 14th, 3PM  with College Fall

PS I dropped my Old English textbook on my head a few hours ago and now I have an enormous lump, for which I can obviously not take an aspirin. If tomorrow I start posting My Little Pony slash, send help. At least joanwilder  will know how to respond to that ...

Comments

[deannawol.livejournal.com]

Squee!!! Thanks honey :) *cuddles*

And ouch! No dropping things on your head. We like it still attached.

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

If tomorrow I start posting My Little Pony slash, send help.

*sends icon*

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

Let's just hope that noggin hit was hard enough--I'll be anxiously watching...

[autumn-veela.livejournal.com]

*completely ignores the serious stuff*

You know Darren Hanlon?! She Cuts Hair? Falling Aeroplanes? Don't Want to Pay?

I'm fangirling both you and him like mad right now *has trouble breathing*

[faynia.livejournal.com]

If you start writing My Little Pony slash, I could officially say I was there for the cause of the brain injury! And maybe scribble my name on a bathroom wall or something.

*G*

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

*kisses your head better*

If you do end up writing My Little Pony slash, can you make it some dirty Applejack/Baby Moondancer chan while you're at it? Baby Moondancer can top, I'm sure that horn could be used in any number of interesting ways!

:D

Was it an actual paper and ink letter?

Re: Darren Hanlon

[old-enough.livejournal.com]

Well, it IS the other side of the country but, on the other hand, it is a little country! I'll see if husband is interested in a weekend trip over there. There is a rather good archaeology museum that is also over there that I could try to use as a sweetener. ;)

[adores-draco.livejournal.com]

You always post My Little Pony slash. So what's new?

[lapin-agile.livejournal.com]

I have always maintained that Old English can be lethal.

Condolences on your poor lumpy head.

[cassie-black12.livejournal.com]

"My Little Pony slash"

*Snorts*

Surely that's taking beastiality a step too far?

[jadzialove.livejournal.com]

Quick, see if you can speak French again! And check your memories!

That's how it works in the movies, isn't it? Girl goes blind because of a knock on the head and then with a subsequent blow can see perfectly once again.