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blamebrampton) wrote2009-07-28 11:13 pm
blamebrampton) wrote2009-07-28 11:13 pm
Sigh ...
I went freelance so that I could avoid working until all hours ... At least I am paid for every minute I am there and cabcharges are thrown at me with cheer.
In further proof that the news has become as easy to predict as most American mainstream film plots, I offer the following.
Brammers on Saturday: That was a terrible accident! I'm relieved Massa looks as though he will be all right. I give it less than 48 hours before people are calling for Michael Schumacher to take the vacant drive.
Mr Brammers: *Starts stopwatch*
36 hours later ...
Mr Brammers: You win.
Just watched the sports news on a commercial channel here.
Sportscaster: In astonishing news, voices are calling for Michael Schumacher to return to Ferrari after Massa's shocking accident.
Mr Brammers: That's not news. Stumpy on the sofa broke that three days ago.
Brammers: *Raises moderately stumpy arms in victory*
In further proof that the news has become as easy to predict as most American mainstream film plots, I offer the following.
Brammers on Saturday: That was a terrible accident! I'm relieved Massa looks as though he will be all right. I give it less than 48 hours before people are calling for Michael Schumacher to take the vacant drive.
Mr Brammers: *Starts stopwatch*
36 hours later ...
Mr Brammers: You win.
Just watched the sports news on a commercial channel here.
Sportscaster: In astonishing news, voices are calling for Michael Schumacher to return to Ferrari after Massa's shocking accident.
Mr Brammers: That's not news. Stumpy on the sofa broke that three days ago.
Brammers: *Raises moderately stumpy arms in victory*
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I know nothing of the accident, but Stumpy on the Sofa gets my vote every time!
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