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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2009-10-07 11:46 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!

Happy birthday [profile] alex_s9 ! I hope it is filled with gifts and cake and excellence!

And happy birthday dearest
[personal profile] vaysh , it was such a joy to meet you last year and I wanted to write you something good, but am still, er, writing you something else for that other thing which you are kindly not nagging me about. So, if you can, forgive me for the following.

In the first decades that followed, Sam would sometimes travel out of the Shire. Never for long, you couldn't trust anyone with the cabbages, and there was an awful trend towards powdery mildew with the roses near the back of the house, where the elm had grown out to shade them. But Rosie and the children knew how to mix up a milk and chamomile spray, and Elanor and little Bilbo loved nothing more than to string elaborate nets to guard the veg against moths.

So he would travel.

He rode through the woods of Ithilien, where Legolas had raised trees that laced their branches through the sky. They sat under those branches at night and listened to the leaves as they spoke to each other. And he found peace there.

He walked through the Glittering Caves, and listened to their lord describe eleven different types of quartz. And then Gimli brought out good mead and better songs and they laughed through several days. And he found cheer there.

Finally he made his way to Minas Tirith, and sat in the hall of Elessar.

'Samwise Gardner,' the king said, sitting beside him. And the man who had once been a Ranger passed a plate of fruit to Sam and his daughters sang in the hall, and the old comrades listened and did not speak, because they did not need to say anything.

On the third day of his visit, they walked through the city, and after a little while, Sam recognised his surroundings. 'This is where Mr Frodo rested after Mordor!' he exclaimed.

'Yes, and where you sat watching over him,' said Elessar, smiling to himself.

'I knew he'd be all right,' Sam assured him.

'He had your love to see him through.'

'That he did, Mister Aragon.'

They walked together through the White City's streets for some half hour before Sam spoke again.

'It was never what you think, you know.'

'I think it was a close and loving friendship, Sam.'

'Well, yes, yes it was that. But not the other. He snored something terrible, you know. And under that nice hair, his feet had shocking bunions.'

Elessar did not laugh. For ten minutes, he did not laugh. Sam appreciated this. After ten minutes, the king cleared his throat. 'But Merry and Pippin?' he asked.

'Oh yes,' said Sam. 'Like rabbits.'

[identity profile] i-autumnheart.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Elessar showed inhuman restraint, which is no doubt a gift only available to one of his ancient heritage. I certainly laughed!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That is because you are kindly indulgent of all my worst jokes :-)

[identity profile] lllazlllong.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ou!
'But Merry and Pippin?' he asked.

'Oh yes,' said Sam. 'Like rabbits.'

They understand each other perfectly:D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It's that Fellowship bond ;-)

[identity profile] libby-drew.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You lie, Sam! And not about Merry and Pippin either.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
THE BUNIONS, Sansa! I mean, I won't pretend there weren't times. Whole moments, even, Perhaps several years spent hoping, pining ... but one look at those bunions and, well, let's just say that Rosie Cotton has beautifully neat feet and works hard to keep them that way.

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*snorts*

Love it!!!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, dear! I finished something! Yay!

[identity profile] alex-s9.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for the wishes!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you had a splendid day!

[identity profile] alex-s9.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I cleaned the bathroom! But worry not, I really enjoyed. The party's tomorrow.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
The minute I wondered if I had it in me to write LoTR fic, it popped into my head whole and complete. I worry about my head.

[identity profile] snottygrrl.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
i totally ♥ you

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's mutual!
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[personal profile] arcanetrivia 2009-10-07 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers*

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
I decided it was all right to be cheap if one could do so with mild amusement ;-)

Under the circs, I can only say...

[identity profile] wemyss.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
... Crikey.

Re: Under the circs, I can only say...

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say it would be good, only that it was a gift!
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[identity profile] alicambs.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
snigger. :-)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
I know I should be finishing serious things. Alas ...

[identity profile] raitala.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
perfect! :)

[identity profile] ant-queen.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
'Oh yes,' said Sam. 'Like rabbits.'

I just spurted coffee all over the keyboard, thanks.
ext_36413: JB AND JACKBEAR (Jack Giggle)

[identity profile] absdax.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
hehehe! fantastic!

am giggling like a maniac!first LotR fic i read in 4 years! LOL!

love that last line!!!

[identity profile] anna-wing.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, brilliant. And such nice characterisations of everyone!

[identity profile] kareina.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, that was fablous!

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahah! :D *makes rabbit noise* *realises rabbits maybe don't make any noise, so what was that one then?* *decides this is the internet and I can make up rabbit noises if I want to*

re: bunions

[identity profile] vaysh11.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Brammers!! I *cough* just *cough* realised that you wrote LotR fanfic. For my birthday!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ It's a wonderful vision of Sam travelling to visit all the members of the Fellowship who are still in Middle-Earth. On that other thing, well, I'm all with Sansa on that one. As you well know. :) And on that other, other thing - no worries. It's done when it's done. Thank you, my sweet!

*hugs*

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[personal profile] drgaellon 2009-10-16 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Your mind, it is a terrible and wonderful place. I ♥ YOU.