Cat has asthma! Is just back from vet with new probable diagnosis. She has X-rays scheduled for Monday morning. To help her, I have booked in my hot young 20-ish male friend to come around and remove all the asthma-causing weeds from my garden. Please, universe, let it be a hot day so he will take off his shirt.

You were meant to be on this list, but, as you will note if you read the other meme post, I have the memory of a rather stupid fish. I admire everything about you from your writing to your sarcasm, and your fiendish catnapping plans.