AEROCAT! *dies of laughter* That is SO CUTE! I suggest you invest in a suit of armour if you buy one of those or, at least, gauntlets :)

I would not feel bad at all about ogling a hot young man. It is Natural and Right, hee. Plus, he's coming to do your weeding, so he's obviously a complete sweetheart!

*is also tall, blonde and has a teeny, tiny waist*