Oops, have caused confusion. JB/SB is the young man I actually own, who has the medieval hobbies and causes me to stay in Australia.

As for garden boy, hmmm ... (does quick mental trawl of hot young lads) ... if you've seen, then a fair dollop of Nicholas Hoult, but a bit more Mitch Hewer in the face and a bit taller.

My life may be cruel and unusual when it comes to being run over and being adopted by evil cats in need of expensive health care, but I have to say that it more than makes up for it in the being surrounded by good-looking men department.