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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2010-07-28 07:17 pm
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Brain of sago = time for cat post

Back in December I promised [livejournal.com profile] auntpurl  I would blog photos of the cats. Er ... here we are!

For newer friends, the cats are two rescues, Cookie, who was purchased so the house would feel less empty after the Magnificent Min Cat died, and Monster, who was bought to keep Cookie company. Cook was a very skinny wee thing when we got her, having been sitting in the pound growing more and more depressed for five months. She is easily the sweetest cat I have ever known, and ever so genteel.

Here is a photo of her when we first brought her home: 


She was fully grown and weighed only just over 2kg. It took her a day to settle in, which she spent hiding the unused chimney and giving me a heart attack (black cats can't be seen on black backgrounds -- who knew?) For the first week she grew in weight and confidence at a huge rate, but whenever we went out, she would be waiting at the door bursting out of her skin with enthusiasm when we came home: 'Where have you been? I've been so bored!' So the next weekend we went to the Cat Protection Society and came back with a kitten to be her friend. We had a complex strategy for introducing them, then Cookie started to groom the kitten through the bars of her cage the moment we put it down. They have loved each other ever since.

Cookie continued to thrive, this is a more recent shot of her: 


(She's guarding Mr Brammers from an overdose of Internet Spaceships) Of course, she's more often found looking like this: 



In hopes of receiving a good tummy rub. She weighs 5kg now! The kitten was named Monster, and grew into her name, she's the most terrible big lump (over 6kg) but so amiable! She, too spends a lot of time guarding the universe ...



And attempting to join me in my travels ...



Both of them have a passion for tunnels, which means that the living room can sometimes resemble a model of the London Underground. Occasionally there are tunnel wars, which are waged from both within and above the tunnels and can lead to the human members of the house being unable to move due to laughter. By the way, imagine having these whiskers and that facial expression being the first thing you seen of a morning. And it is impossible to eat chicken without her knowing!



The tower is the other contested ground, and there are often races and minor battles for the top, but sometimes they share nicely. It does look as though Cookie is the bigger cat in this shot, but it's all fluff, she's a wee thing underneath!



Monnie is wholly obsessed with water, and wants the tap run in the bath so she can have a drink, indeed, she will sit on the edge of the bath and drink from the bathwater as you bathe in it. Cookie believes this behaviour is uncatlike and miaows plaintively at Monster, presumably encouraging her to be less of a lunatic.

Mon also bolts her kibble on occasion, and it comes back up. She did this the other morning, while I was trying to get ready for work. Cookie went over to look at the pile of semi-digested kibble, looked at the small pile of paper I had nearby ready for the recycling, shuffled an envelope off the pile to cover the vomit and gave me a look of 'Don't worry, I fixed it!'

They are thoroughly lovely wee beasties, even if they often decide their needs for pats and other people's chicken are superior to any other needs of creatures within the household!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
They are very sweet, even when being evil, they're adorable.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you do!

Mon likes to point out which spaceships Mr B should kill, sometimes sitting in front of the screen to get a good look at them. Cookie was a laptop cat, but now lies alongside my thigh, reaches up a paw, hooks my shirt cuff with one claw and drags my hand down to her chest or tummy, where it is obviously meant to be. Demandocats!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
They are completely edible, aside from the being covered in fur and I want them alive thing. (But sometimes we give them little kisses on their heads, even though that is weird.)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
We always end up with rescue cats, the last one adopted us, so we adopted these two in her memory. Cookie had been in the pound for longer than anyone else and the volunteer there was 'Please take her, she's really nice!' I had thought she might end up being just a bit of a grumpy recluse cat, and was fine with that, but instead she is the sweetest animal I have ever known. It's lovely that she still has trust after her hard start in life!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
TUMMY! Gives rubs and appropriate scratches!

Re: P.S.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
OH THANK GOD! I had thought we were the only lunatics with one of those. Cookie drinks from it beautifully. Mon will if there is no one around to turn a tap on, but more often splashes in it until she has made a puddle, then sits in the puddle. We think she watched too many documentaries about ducks when she was at the cushy pound. And dogs -- she likes to play fetch with wool balls. Strange cat!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! They are very funny, I will try to buy a video camera this year so I can get shots of some of their more amusing regular antics.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
XXX!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/ 2010-07-29 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a good way to sort out sadists but it's still rather much, but then I'd never get a bred cat even though there are a few I would fancy.

Possibly string-like things ... and bouncy small light things oh and flies. Kendra would love OZ.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
She is always welcome to visit: we have so much wool, and the spinning wheel produces more! And then there are the laser pointers ...

I think there are special pensioner rates for people who are not on incomes as large as ours, and then you can also foster cats for free if you volunteer with the shelters, which often leads to adoption by the back door, but that way they get to check people out by their behaviour over time. As you rightly say, having a stiff upfront fee means that you will probably be a serious cat adopter to stump it up!

Re: P.S.

[identity profile] silvershinigami.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Frank looooves his water fountain, and I'm so relieved. At first we had one with a pour spout, but it was a bit too small for him. >.> He doesn't like to drink from the actual stream of water, and he couldn't drink from the pool without getting splashed in the face, and the angle was awkward for his neck... Then we got him a round one that just bubbles a bit from the center to make a moving pool, and he adores it.

Also, your cat sounds extremely warped, and I love it. XD
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[identity profile] meredyth-13.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
LOL - my chiro just told me I sound like a broken muppet! I consider it all vastly amusing. :D

Loki shed on me - I think that's a sign of love and devotion, right?

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