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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2010-12-14 07:10 pm

Things I do better than Vladimir Putin ...

Sing, and swim.

Seriously, that was a rubbish butterfly stroke. It's possible I would be a better leader of Russia, too, but since we have no basis for comparison, and I know only four words of Russian, he can have that one.

And while I am mocking people meanly, I found this gem in US Better Homes and Gardens, September 2008 edition:
What is a simmer?
"Simmer" is a just-for-fun term that has sprung up in the food world to mean cooking in a bold-flavored sauce. Think of it as braising with a twist. It's too new to be in dictionaries, but you'll see it used on restaurant menus ...

I had to actually hunt out one of my American dictionaries to check that this is as stupid as I thought it was. It listed simmer, gave its classic definitions (one of which covers the use the BH&G writer was aiming at) and noted the word comes from the mid 17th century. I am tempted to write to the editorial team to check that someone was laughed at for letting this through, but live in fear that no one was. Do not take your facts from mass market media, my friends! It is often written by gibbons!
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[identity profile] momebie.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. I work for an education publisher. Some of the things that get pushed through for print in EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS make me weep. I try not to think about all the other stupid things people publish.

That being said, my first thought upon reading your post was 'I simmered the pie filling just last night, and I don't know if I'd call it 'bold flavored''. Though I guess blueberries are technically more bold in flavor than say, star fruit.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
HAH! Can you imagine if that was the criterion? 'Darling, I can't simmer this sauce, its flavours are to wussy!'

And yes, I have several times written very cross letters to textbook publishers. I know they have limited time and budget, but it's no excuse!