Dear Sydney weather,

27 degrees C is not an evening temperature. It is a temperature at which I cannot sleep. I know this, because I had two hours' sleep last night. Now I look a wreck and have a sore back after falling asleep sitting up on the sofa. I also haven't finished any of the fic I have been writing, because I am too stupid to write more than a few sentences at a time!

27 is a maximum, not a minimum. The North Americans need some heat, we do not. Nor does Melbourne nor Perth. Please take all the excess heat from here and send it where it can do some good. As the Ruddbot and Obamaman say, we all need to pitch in and do our bit.

Thank you,
BB

PS Dear Andy Murray, I am about to fall asleep after a shower (I hope), if you could manage to win in my absence, that would be lovely!

Dear Sydney weather,

27 degrees C is not an evening temperature. It is a temperature at which I cannot sleep. I know this, because I had two hours' sleep last night. Now I look a wreck and have a sore back after falling asleep sitting up on the sofa. I also haven't finished any of the fic I have been writing, because I am too stupid to write more than a few sentences at a time!

27 is a maximum, not a minimum. The North Americans need some heat, we do not. Nor does Melbourne nor Perth. Please take all the excess heat from here and send it where it can do some good. As the Ruddbot and Obamaman say, we all need to pitch in and do our bit.

Thank you,
BB

PS Dear Andy Murray, I am about to fall asleep after a shower (I hope), if you could manage to win in my absence, that would be lovely!