Your day reads as though you are the den mother to a very varied group of inquisitve children or at the very least need your help with their homework, because 'OMG I can't possibly look it up myself, that would take time way from important things like facebook!' Maybe tweens and your coworkers have too much in common hehe.

In my house facebook can be translated to Beyblades- aka spinning tops that battle each other and rewatching That 70's Show for the 497th time.

Sorry for babbling I am leaving now.