GAHH!

[blamebrampton]

I am the first to admit that someone should award me an honorary PhD in procrastination, but for the first time in my life my storytelling has been thwarted by my good behaviour.

I am unable to recall a single incident when I have shagged or snogged anyone wearing glasses*.

I've had to put my old sunglasses onto a handpuppet to work out logistics. And, naturally, that required another handpuppet on the other hand to keep the proportions right. Let me just say that I am glad the window in this room opens onto the garden. You would not believe the time it took!

And you thought the ukulele would be the acme of my ridiculousness this week ...**




* Surely I must have, but a taxi to the head is a powerful remover of random snoggage recollection!
** 10 notes! Three chords! Two songs!

Comments

[leaf-light.livejournal.com]

I would give a great deal to see you working out the logistics of kissing with glasses using handpuppets and sunglasses. A great deal *vbg*.

And I'm extremely pleased that it means kissing is now occurring. Do I dare hope your end of the week deadline holds?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

I'm not quite able to spot the good behaviour in there ;P but I'm glad you're having fun with your dolls, and certain you will find interesting uses of spicing up the shagging with glasses, or by the lack of them.

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

The lengths you will go to for authenticity deserve recognition on a nation, no, international level. Possibly galactic.

You did remember to stitch in a scar, right? Because it could affect the skin movement and thus alter your outcomes. >.>



Oh, and I will be expecting balcony shadow serenading at some point in the future. :D

[potteresque_ire]

It depends what kind of frame it is. If the frame is more modern and has the spring leg mechanism (as in, it can open outward sideways), then everything is a little easier. And then there's the thing about how the feet are—whether they are separate by easily bendable wires from the frame or if they're molded together with the frame... etc etc etc *evil grins*. Have you considered those factors yet?????

*Huggles, giggles and runs away*

[ozdobe.livejournal.com]

I would assume that if the snogging got serious, the glasses would come off - due to worries about breaking them. Guys I have been with who wore glasses took them off - sight or sun types. Of course, a person with very poor eyesight taking off their glasses may be a cause for some ridiculous prose - contacting wrong parts etc.

[nenne.livejournal.com]

ROFL The things you do for your art!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I mostly do that with fight scenes >.>

[subtlefire.livejournal.com]

I've had to put my old sunglasses onto a handpuppet to work out logistics. And, naturally, that required another handpuppet on the other hand to keep the proportions right.

Ha ha ha ha! :D

* - :(
** - Yay!

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

see more Hurr

[adrianchester.livejournal.com]

Wow, I wear contacts because when you are snogging glasses just get in the way. I applaud your efforts.

[treacle-tartlet.livejournal.com]

Why do these things never happen when I'm visiting?

*mournful sighing*

ION, there has been very little blood spilled over the Pumpkin Patch bear, the biscuits have been squirrelled away for bribery purposes next time Small Girl is being obstinate, I had not even noticed my bee earrings were missing, and SUNGLASSES OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU I THOUGHT I LEFT YOU ON THE PLANE.

[kath-ballantyne.livejournal.com]

ahh, my girl and I both wear glasses all the time but usually they come off before anything gets very far.
Mind you we are both boring and so rarely get up to anything without being on the bed so there is a bedside table right there to conveniently hold the glasses safe.

Would love to see the puppet show *g*

And congrats on the ukulele! I have a friend in Canberra who just bought one and is learning too.
I don't think my left hand would be up to it.

Oh and just wanted to check you got the books back.

[teganscrush.livejournal.com]

I've had to put my old sunglasses onto a handpuppet to work out logistics. And, naturally, that required another handpuppet on the other hand to keep the proportions right.

Between this and the ukelele, honestly, you're making my week. <3

[arcanetrivia]

...logistics?

If you both wear glasses it can be a bit of a dodging act, depending on the frame. You probably will get a couple of clunks together. (I'm a longtime glasses wearer; so is my husband.) If only one participant is wearing glasses then personally I've never found it to be a problem, though they tend to come off for sex or for kissing that continues heavier/for a longer time.

[kirieldp.livejournal.com]

Is this a hint that you desire to create an incident? Glasses-wearing inquiring minds want to know!