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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2008-08-03 11:18 pm
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Dear Stephenie Meyer

Please find an editor who cares for you.

No, I've not taken to reading Twilight, though if my H/D flist doesn't stop its dramas, then I will, and I will devote myself to Mary Sue het fic until people either cheer up or defriend me.

But to those dear friends who have been sending me messages of horror from the BD trenches, I feel your pain.

ETA: Thanks to [profile] trubbleclef's kind alerting, you can save yourself the actual horror by reading [personal profile] cleolinda's genius potted version here.

In happier YA fiction news, Martin Millar has a new book out called Lonely Werewolf Girl. I am only 1/5 of the way through its 500+ pages, but am loving it. He has an idiosyncratic style, but it is so much realer and so much more a part of the modern world than Myer could ever hope for. Hunt it down, and ignore the fact that his publishers have mediocre typeset designers on staff.

So far there is a werewolf battle that spans the Highlands of Scotland and the subcultures of London, a laudanum-addicted heroine who is being hunted by at least four sets of enemies, her fashion deisgner/sorceress/werewolf sister who is struggling to complete her next collection, two naive humans who were just hoping for an easy move and regular supply of takeaway pizza, and a transvestite would-be Thane of the werewolves who happens to be the older brother of the aforementioned two undead.

It's delicious.

ETA: I HAVE to get to Wellington. These shoes in apple green are calling to me!

[identity profile] sporkmetender.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved Lonely Werewolf Girl! That man is a genius. I'm glad others are over the ridiculous Twilight craze. Seriously. I haven't even read any of it and it's driving me crazy.

[identity profile] tnumfive.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I read Breaking Dawn. *contains mirth*

It's hilarious. Maybe because I'm only a casual fan, but at first there was this sense of shocked disbelief. That woman could not have possibly conned me out of $15 for THIS. Then I read some more and there the shock moved to amusement. It's like a 12-year-old fanficcer switched manuscripts at the last moment, and Stephenie Meyer hasn't noticed yet.

How someone could possibly write 4 books that revolve around vampires and werewolves and yet get pretty much all of the mythology wrong is beyond me. How that person can then somehow confuse vampires and incubi is even worse.

[identity profile] tomatoe18.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tell anyone I work with but I am not proud we're selling Breaking Dawn. Or any of the Twilight books. Every time I see the books on display in the story, I feel like printing some of the glorious fanfics I've read in H/D fandom and sell THOSE instead. God knows the writing is much better.

Oh, and, I'm having serious complaints about the publisher of this series. Don't get me started on that one or we'll be here all day. *rolls eyes*

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently even some die-hard fans are outraged.

One comment was that the person had read fan fiction that was better. *snickers* I suspect we all have.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
YES! And then with vampire babies. And icy marble sex. I worry about her children ...

I have about 10 other books to get through, too, but I have put them all to one side. Transvestite werewolf would-be kings, after all ...

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
All hope is not lost for her. Give her some Susan Cooper, it'll do her good!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
You are a Right Thinking Person, and as such I will invite you when I fly over to stage my intervention with her publishers (not that it will work while people fork out their hard-earned for this trash, but still, I'll feel happier.)

Pale butter yellow shoes would be lovely! But I would have nothing to wear them with. And having made it somewhat further through LWG, it continues excellent.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Green shoes rock!

I think that you should try barfy vamp fic. Or perhaps werewolf, since SM is all over the vamp scene like a rash. And what's this 'even' business, you are a million miles better than her! At least she will be able to feed and clothe her family, which is something.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I want to punch every journo who is calling Meyer the new JKR. While JKR occasionally annoyed me, she is a talented writer with internally consistent books and emotional journeys that make sense. I love her more in the lens of Stephenie!

And yes, first love = demented choices for most people, and it's bad practise to suggest otherwise! Grrrr!
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[personal profile] potteresque_ire 2008-08-04 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's just ploy to hype the Twilight Series ... now that they have tasted how much profit potential YA literature has, they want to duplicate it to push sells. The publishers benefit first, but then movie rights can be obtained and with the addition of some pretty stars the entertainment industry gets to share the wealth as well. I am always a little appalled by how WB is squeezing money out of HP. I know it's unavoidable, but it irks me, to be honest. I am very nerdy that way .

If you ask me, whenever Y is touted as the new X, Y is by default less than X or else she would have been a new standard to begin with. JKR wasn't really the new anyone, I think – I love her, even if her later work can improve with better editing and she talks a little too much. I am very much her fangirl :)

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I just read a bit of the "Book 2" post. Oh. My.

Women exist merely to procreate? Um ... this is what mothers are buying for their daughters? *shudders* Never mind the rest of it. Ick.

(Anonymous) 2008-08-04 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
In the US we have an expression. "It's all ove but the crying" meaning in this case that SM has created enough fans with her three books that she is now a force of nature. Couple that with the fact Robert Pattinson is about to ice the cake with his astonishing good looks and people like you and me are done for. Never mind the fact that you have Robert Pattinson a Scottish lad will for this movie have an English accent whilst all the while playing a kid from 19th century Philadelphia where their accents were then known to be more Germanic than anything else. "SIGHS" Good taste can never be dispensed it must be learned.

After reading your entry I went digging around my library looking for LWG only to discover that I do own in, but shelved it because the type face was too small to read in dim light. the people at SoftSkull Press are indeed that, Soft Skulled. I will give it another go at week's end, thanks for recc'ing it.

Now off to bed with you.

Peace,
Bubba

[identity profile] absynthedrinker.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
In the US we have an expression. "It's all ove but the crying" meaning in this case that SM has created enough fans with her three books that she is now a force of nature. Couple that with the fact Robert Pattinson is about to ice the cake with his astonishing good looks and people like you and me are done for. Never mind the fact that you have Robert Pattinson a Scottish lad will for this movie have an English accent whilst all the while playing a kid from 19th century Philadelphia where their accents were then known to be more Germanic than anything else. "SIGHS" Good taste can never be dispensed it must be learned.

After reading your entry I went digging around my library looking for LWG only to discover that I do own it, but shelved it because the type face was too small to read in dim light. the people at SoftSkull Press are indeed that, Soft Skulled. I will give it another go at week's end, thanks for recc'ing it.

Now off to bed with you.

Peace,
Bubba
Edited 2008-08-04 11:15 (UTC)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It is terribly printed and bound, but I am still enjoying it hugely.

I am hoping that SM is more Bay City Rollers than U2: huge now, but no one will remember her in a few years. And ... will anyone be listening to Robert?

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Me, too. I do wish she had a better editor as well, but it is a dying art.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be on a plane already if they also came in red! And yes, I considered reading Twilight for the crackery but cannot bear the pain.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The heel is a bit blocky, but I am a little cripple lady and limp like a limpet, so lesbian shoes are FTW. Though I love and worship the Hannah and would happily sit still for hours in them.

Ooh, I hope you like LGW!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Transvestites! It also has transvestites! (albeit werewolf ones)

Re: So.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
HA! That would be THESE: http://www.minniecooper.co.nz/catalog/index.php?cPath=29

And if any of them came in green, I would be on a plane this instant!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Just another 300 pages to go and I can rave with you about it. I cannot believe no one mentioned it to me! I only found it because I happened to glance at a shelf in Kinokuniya.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
DEATHBABY WITH TEEEEEEEEETH!

I think your theory has some serious legs! And in answer to your questions: lack of public library funding!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly the publisher has no morals or they would not let that poor woman shame herself so!

[identity profile] absynthedrinker.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes the book is very poorly put together no doubt.

Yes I agree that I would be very grateful for BCR as opposed to U2 LOL!

Poor Robert he is one of those fair natural beauties which I fear will not age well, sort of like Robert Redford. And I pray I never have to see an interview with him in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEIhtDy6DO8

Peace,
Bubba
Edited 2008-08-04 15:56 (UTC)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What, then, do men exist for?

Ick indeed!

[identity profile] grey-hunter.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

...

That's a bit like George Lucas had a press conference now and revealed that Chewbacca was actually a woman. And a nudist, by the way.

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