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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2008-10-03 07:03 pm

This VP debate is weird ...

Tragically, there was work for me to do today, so I am only catching up with the VP debate now (and given that the weather made a solid bid for 100 deg F today, I'll probably run out and grab ice-cream to see me through it).

It may just be me, but my opening thought is: Why does Sarah Palin's body language all read as though she has a massive crush on Joe Biden?

The ice-cream will probably help this all make more sense, I should go and sort that mission before I start slashing them ...

[identity profile] deensey.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Palin keeps referring to Biden as Obiden, which must be their smush name, so secretly she slashes them

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
WHY DOES SHE SPEAK LIKE A CANADIAN, DEENSE?!

Or is she a cunning plant from your people in a bid to rule by stealth?

[identity profile] deensey.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Cause she's from Alaska, which is just a microcosm of the us you know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkWebP2Q0Y

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
She was too afraid to say Hot Chicks of the NRA, Huntin' Shootin' Fishin' Monthly, The Anchorage Advertiser, and Public Speaking for Dummies.

Could she not just have said "I'm a big fan of The New Yorker" and grinned at the irony?

[identity profile] deensey.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Or how about the Washington Post? Newsweek?

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
I went for the easiest name. Those two are easy to get wrong: Is it the Washington Post or Washington Times? Newsweek or Newsday? Newsfortnight! No, that's crazy talk ...

[identity profile] deensey.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha, News Daily Mirror! No! It's the Washington Daily Bugle! Wait, no!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
See, New Yorker is EASY! She says the state that way, anyway!

[identity profile] deensey.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you're allowed to say New York if you're from Alaska. Not without calling it a Den of Iniquity.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
Heh!

Have you recovered from the heat? The cats looked at me wildly when I came home: WHAT have you done with the weather? their faces said.

[identity profile] deensey.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
I chose today to flea bomb the house, so my kitty was trapped in the courtyard half the day. He hates me.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, you are a meanie! We're hoping the few fleas we've found on the cats represent the sum total and will be wiped out by their fleaing. Alternatively, we'll be taking the two of them and their litter tray on a little holiday somewhere.

[identity profile] deensey.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I treated him last night and bombed the place today. Hopefully that will be the end of it. <3333