Cock and buggery ...

[blamebrampton]

I need a house-elf. Or 28 hours in a day. What I will actually DO is sew clothes from fulled flannel rather than linen, since the former requires less hand-sewing. HA!

In other words, you, dear flist, are no help in managing my time. Stop being so interesting! Finally, for anyone who braved the dreadful fic (WHY?) I am sorry that I am behind in replying* but I hope that you are as horrified-ly fascinated by this comment from acromantular  as I was: 
You know, I was just reading about birthing pools, and came across the phrase "the aftermath looks remarkably like a shark attack in the toilet." Just wanted to share.


* I am disgustingly behind in all comments, not because I don't appreciate all of them, but because I would like to say something personal back to everyone who is kind enough to take the time to say something to me. At the moment, my conversation consists of 'Urgh', 'Hot!' and 'Water!' Am slowly getting there, very very sorry ...

Comments

[cinnatart.livejournal.com]

Bad BB, how dare you not have time =P

*love and hugs*

Hey you aren't, by chance, coming to Azkatraz, are you?

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

If I have both time and money!

Thanks for the hugs, I am revising my to-do list downwards!

[cinnatart.livejournal.com]

Well, while I understand if you can't make it, I cannot express in words how much I would LOVE it if you could make it. I would love to meet you.

Good luck with everything on your plate right now! I've printed off your latest part to read. I'm still having problems looking at a computer screen for over half of an hour, so please forgive me for the delayed comments.

<3

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Oh Mic, if there was ever anyone who has no right to complain about late comments ...

Yeah, it would be grand to meet you, too. Just have to see how the bank balance is going and what the contract situation is like!

I hope you're feeling better soon. We miss you in lj land!

[arobynsung]

You know, I was just reading about birthing pools, and came across the phrase "the aftermath looks remarkably like a shark attack in the toilet." Just wanted to share.

I was wondering why Pansy willingly got into the water. She must really love Draco.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Or have a touch of the Elizabeth Báthorys ...

[arobynsung]

ha! lol.

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

...
I think the health teacher's pictures of various STIs are worse than that image, but only by a little bit

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I am so glad I never had that lecture ;-) My dad's sex talk with me was: Always use condoms, never sleep with anyone you wouldn't want to wake up next to, if anyone tries to pressure you, kick them in the groin.

My mum's sex talk was: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer women?

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

I haven't read the mpreg yet! And I haven't drabbled the things I'm supposed to drabble or written up the peen words I know - I am made of fail! But maybe, just maybe I will also soon be made of large mortgage and new flat, which would be at least half win.

I have no idea where my brain has gone, but if it turns up at your end, tell it to go home! :)

*sends you cooling breezes and iced drinks*

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I've not drabbled yet, either! QUICK! (Well, ficlet probably, it is me, after all ...)

YAY for housing! And get on with the willy words young lady, we have a duty to educate!

Oh Hai Pin's brain! The sun has gone away and we have only stinky humid rain here, no fun, go back to Oslo! (Mmmm, iced drinks, ta luv!)

[acromantular.livejournal.com]

Ha! Glad to be of help.

I went and dug up the original link. Just search for "shark".