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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2009-05-04 08:45 pm

I shouldn't talk some days ...

Brammer's friend: But I think it's important that if you're a girl who just wants to get some, you put it out there. Because god knows there are some boys we know who just desperately need to get laid, and we can just get them together, and then everybody's happy.

Brammers: So she can just willingly fall on that pork sword?

(I slapped myself to save my friend the effort.)

[identity profile] annes-stuff.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
Bwa ha ha ha.

Your funny!

That is a good analogy.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
I am ashamed, though I do think the friend in question made a good point.

[identity profile] annes-stuff.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
All good in theory but what happens if the guy mistakes the girls need to get laid for genuine affection and hangs around like a love sick puppy?

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
It is very important to set out ground rules at the beginning of any evening. As a young woman, I liked to be upfront with lads and let them know that they would almost certainly be thrown out before breakfast, and possibly at any point earlier if they were boring or if one of my friends rang up with news of a good band playing locally.

It's amazing I ever managed to pull when you think about it, good thing I was hot.