I shouldn't talk some days ...

[blamebrampton]

Brammer's friend: But I think it's important that if you're a girl who just wants to get some, you put it out there. Because god knows there are some boys we know who just desperately need to get laid, and we can just get them together, and then everybody's happy.

Brammers: So she can just willingly fall on that pork sword?

(I slapped myself to save my friend the effort.)

Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

To fall willingly on one's sword is to sacrifice oneself nobly.

A pork sword is a euphemism for a penis.

No sane mind would bring the two together. Alas, mine is a bad mind and has been given a stern talking to.