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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2009-06-14 11:49 pm

We really need to look in a mirror now and then ...

It was cold and wet in Sydney today (inasmuch as you can call 14C cold, but the wind chill is vicious and there is no central heating to be found), so Mr Brammers and I rugged up and then went out for lunch.

As we walked into the pub (Sunday salmon special!), we attracted some strange looks. I thought little of it at the time, but then Mr Brammers came back from ordering at the bar. I realised that he (all but 6 feet tall and solidly muscled (rugger bugger looking, as opposed to my usual polo prat)) was wearing black jeans, a long-sleeved black top, a black possum-fur beanie, black workboots and black gloves. I began to giggle.

He looked down and declared 'I look like a house breaker!' 

I giggled harder.

He shook his head. 'You can't talk. You look like a character from a children's novel.'

I looked down. Oversized-jacket, silk pinafore with flower appliqué, black tights, chunky shoes, looped plaits and a cloche hat with a flower on it.

'Oh god,' I said, realising why people had stared. 'We're Milly Molly Mandy and her hired goon ...'

Mr Brammers proceeded to mutter 'Milly Molly Mandy, mafiosi ...' until the food arrived. It's days like this that keep him from being smothered in his sleep when he fails to do the dishes.
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[identity profile] complications-g.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You two sound really adorable together! :D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
We provide comedy to the masses and food to stray cats, it's a happy life ;-)

[identity profile] norton-gale.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You do resemble a book character, but I think it's probably one about a Bohemian colony of artists and writers in the first half of the 20th century.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I do own the right hat and coat ;-) (But I would miss penicillin so!)

[identity profile] i-autumnheart.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
LoL! I can just see that of both of you, too. Though your area being rather more forgiving of non-standard outfits than most, you must have really been a unique combination. :is amused:

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Some days we just pull on the clothes that are close to hand. And if we're mid-conversation, we fail to really think these things through. But I now have a great urge to write MMM Crime Boss fic ...

[identity profile] franalan.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That made me grin like an idiot! I bet you both looked awesome :D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
If by awesome you mean slightly insane but in an amusing fashion, then yes! :-)

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[identity profile] lisbet.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL...omg, you two are so cute!:)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You are very kind. Millions would say deranged ;-)

[identity profile] catsintheattic.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Cute story! Thank you for making me smile so much! :-)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You are welcome. I like to share the ridiculous ;-)

[identity profile] absynthedrinker.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
My big gay heart be still. I think you married the man of MY dreams. Does he have a brother?

Peace,
Bubba

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
There are a few of them around over here -- it's a good country for strong, often somewhat silent, but intensely comedic and fundamentally decent men.

Of course, there are oodles of boofheads, too ...

[identity profile] ladyjaneva.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
WHo is Milly Molly Mandy?

You don't happen to have a picture of your outfit around? I'd love to see it :)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Alas, no, we are Gen X and don't take many photos (for the most part, I had one girlfriend in the 80s who took a Polaroid every day to make sure she did not copy her outfit, but she was a lunatic ;-)

This is MMM: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MzW8sUZhC9o/SLDstUS9I2I/AAAAAAAAAtM/HhWZAT0LRhc/s320/milly+molly+mandy.jpg one of my fave children's book characters if only because she was so astonishingly odd!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good lord, Leochi! I love it! Bit more colourful than the original, but you have J to the very life!

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[identity profile] aldehyde.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
oh brammers that's a delightful image :D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a delightful man ;-)

[identity profile] symetric.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, you two sounds like you're positively made for each other. Awww! And very cute. *hugs*

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I met him at a party, a few hours later he fell in my lap and declared that I was his destiny. It will be 14 years next month!

[identity profile] suttonwriter.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'all sound like an interesting pair. Any chance of seeing a picture?

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, we are not of the picture taking generation ;-)

Milly Molly Mandy plus mafioso equals?

[identity profile] wemyss.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Milly Molly Mandy of Foy and Hartlepool, of course.

Re: Milly Molly Mandy plus mafioso equals?

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You will be pleased to know that I knew you were going to make that joke, just as I am pleased that you did, in fact, make it.

[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
pics or it didn't happen ;]

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh you Gen Y person! We fortysomethings live our lives scribing the occasional poignant reminiscence into our leather-bound notebooks with our elegant vintage fountain pens!

[identity profile] romaine24.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for my Sunday morning smile. I wish you did have a pic but [livejournal.com profile] leochi's art will suffice. :)

[identity profile] ms-kilian.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
That drawing is awesome, and exactly as I had pictured BB & her mafioso.
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[identity profile] meredyth-13.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
So much lurve!

*huggles*

Damn, I want pics. :D

*cough*weekend?*nudge*

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Next is out, as we haven;t shopped for the wedding the one after, but the one after that is still quite possible provided I don't buy too big a wedding gift ;-)

[identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I could have seen that. *laughs*

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You would have giggled, as so many of our neighbours did ...

[identity profile] winstonmom.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
What a lovely adventure! and after I googled the Milly Molly Mandy to see a picture I realized that I have to go and look for those books for my girl at the library.
Inspiring!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
They're lovely books. She was such an odd little owl, and her adventures so simple, but to this day the line drawings make me happy and her lovely wanderings around her village remind me of how childhoods should be.

[identity profile] glass-violet.livejournal.com 2009-06-16 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing*
*gets up*
*dies again*

That does look eerily like Mr Brammers! But you are not taller, sorry.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-06-16 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I AM! Two, possibly three inches! I reach his shoulder! :-P!

[identity profile] uminohikari.livejournal.com 2009-06-16 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughing* I would be scared of Mr Brammers if he was wearing that..