Dammit! I was just saying above that I am not as good at physics as I ought to be! If I were, I would have SUCH a good joke to insert here!
Have this one instead:
Heisenberg is in a sportscar driving down Route 66. It's a gorgeous day, and it's such a fabulous long road. There's barely another soul on it. And the car just wants to go, who is he to say no? Suddenly, he hears a siren and is pulled over by a traffic cop.
The policeman leaves his vehicle and comes to tap on Heisenberg's window. The physicist rolls it down, and obeys the instructions to hand over his paperwork.
The copper shakes his head and looks at the esteemed scientist. "Professor," he says. "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No," says Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!"
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Date: 2010-06-21 07:29 pm (UTC)Have this one instead:
Heisenberg is in a sportscar driving down Route 66. It's a gorgeous day, and it's such a fabulous long road. There's barely another soul on it. And the car just wants to go, who is he to say no? Suddenly, he hears a siren and is pulled over by a traffic cop.
The policeman leaves his vehicle and comes to tap on Heisenberg's window. The physicist rolls it down, and obeys the instructions to hand over his paperwork.
The copper shakes his head and looks at the esteemed scientist. "Professor," he says. "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No," says Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!"