blamebrampton | Not so sparkly ...

Look, I really dislike Twilight, but even I think this is taking things too far ... http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/movies/man-dies-at-twilight-screening (URL left as is for those who can't be bothered clicking.)

That poor man. Imagine your last moments being spent with Edward.

Yes, I am hoping that he was having a really good time right up to the moment he shuffled off. But what a thing to have in your death notice ...