Advent-ures in denial, redux

[blamebrampton]

Can't post, too busy searching for the location of the real England Cricket Team and the robotics genius who masterminded their replacements.

I will find you, you fiend!

Comments

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

It's a cunning ploy! We're just pretending to be crap to keep up ticket sales

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I was thinking it was so they could manage to find sympathy shags for all the single lads. Strauss is a very thoughtful captain.

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

I think it's because the blond quotient has slipped below acceptable levels.

Someone needs to dip the team in bleach

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Not Cook, though, he's perfect just as he is. Finn could stand to be a few shades lighter ...

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

Nods. Finn it is.

Tremlett is a big beast. I'm dwelling thoughtfully on those arms and that height. Very thoughtfully. All that power and aggression mmm

For some reason it is bowlers I letch over. I suspect batsmen are nervy beasts constantly in a funk. Whereas a fast bowler.... no one ever thought of Fred truman as a man living on his nerves.