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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2010-12-26 03:23 pm
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Ah the silly season ...

It is our habit to be complete slugabeds on Boxing Day*. Which is why Mr Brammers staggered from bed and into the shower at 3pm. On coming out of the shower, with something approaching a compis mentis, he looked at the cricket on the television and asked, 'How's it going?'

'Good,' I replied. 'For me.'

He peered at the score across the bottom of the screen. His jaw dropped. 'Oh what?! Holy Mother of God!' Yep. 9 wickets had fallen for 92 runs.

In a bid to cheer themselves up, the Australian commentary team showed the score cards from the Centenary test back in 1977, where Australia also suffered a first innings batting collapse, but England suffered a worse one. Of course, I was busy laughing at Mr B through this period, so when we turned back to the telly, we were momentarily baffled as we read down the order. 'Who? What?' we said.

'Oh, it's 1977,' I said as the England card came up and I recognised names. 'I remember that era -- was there ever a more pernicious phrase in the English language than caught Marsh, bowled Lillee?'

'I'll let you know in a few days,' moped Mr B.**


* And sundry other days throughout the year when we think we can get away with it.
** A minute later Australia were dismissed for 98. The commentary team are cheering themselves up with the possibility that this is just another fabbo bowling wicket, which I would scoff at, but given how this series has been going so far ...

[identity profile] shiv5468.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't being fair get in the way of gloating?

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
I find they're actually more annoyed if you can pause in endless renditions of the Hallelujah Chorus long enough to say 'Oh, of course, it's a dreadful shame for Ponting ... I do feel for you ...'

[identity profile] shiv5468.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Snerfles.

~takes notes~

I do need to ring the changes with my gloating at the Australian flist.

I did find that Siddle was saying that sledging was fine and all in fun. Sooooo, we'll see how he feels about that tonight.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
That was it! And that the English were soft for not approving of it. He deserves to have that head of his.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
PS My LJ friend 17catherines has a brilliant Australian response to the day at her LJ (and, as a side note, she also has listings of unbelievably gorgeous advent music if you go back two days).