Things I have learned in 2012: 1

[blamebrampton]

When doing a Google Image search for 'men's feet', make sure that the filter is set to Strict Safe Search.

You would not believe what Google considers Moderate!

Comments

[ravurian]

Um. Why were you searching for men's feet?

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

So many possible smutty lies ...

The embarrassing truth is that a friend has a shortage of fanartists for her fest, and I said that I would love to help, but alas, I am not great at drawing the male figure yet, only female nudes and feet. You can probably guess the sequence of events from there ;-)

(Seriously, there were multiple penes in some of those moderate shots!)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I'm afraid to ask where those men's feet might have been.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I think in a couple of cases they were thinking feet in the '… and inches' sense!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

My brain would NEVER HAVE GONE THERE. Oh my god.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

SORRY!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

I thought you had a live subject in your house ;P

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

No use, he's playing Skyrim! Also, I need a few pairs of different looking ones. I think I'll have to haul out the art books ...

[ariannagray.livejournal.com]

Of course I had to try this. Interesting results. xD

[ravurian]

LOL. I'm assuming it's not just feet you need, but attached to figures in various poses? If so: Brammers, ur doin it rong. You just need to make a post to your LJ asking your f-list to post their favourite pics of barefoot celebrities...

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

D'OH! You're completely right! But I've broken out the art books in a bid to look for some classical references tonight. It's ever so likely that I'll not be able to get the foreshortening right at all -- I think I'm six months off being good enough at shading to carry that sort of thing off well.

And GET WELL!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I actually went to check that I hadn't entered Men's feet and blowjobs by mistake!

[ravurian]

I'm honestly a lot better than I was - it's just a reaction to the inoculation rather than full-on typhoid, so not all that bad really...

And (in case you missed this one): http://morecoolpictures.blogspot.com/2007/05/cool-shoes.html?zx=b6894425ae2ad19e

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

*Snort* Despite your evil ways, I am so not writing Draco's Spare Feet For Those Who Judge By Toe Length ;-)

And HURRAH for getting better!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

And me. I am so easily led. Also now educated ;p

[ariannagray.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.. yeah, there really was a lot of peen, considering you were looking for feet.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I knew that you would ;-) Treacle totally will, too, if she see this!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha!

[chantefable.livejournal.com]

*puts two and two together* What! You will be doing Beltane art? Why didn't I put art as a gift option in my sign up! :)

[inamac.livejournal.com]

Now if, like me, you had googled 'Feet male' the most exciting image you'd have got is a USB plug connector. even on my 'anything goes' filter.

Feel rather prudish now ;(

(Am also wondering why, as something of a feet-fan, I do not have an appropriate icon.)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Oh it's about a 10% chance -- I am passable at female forms, but not great at male. NEXT year, we could be in luck ;-)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It's not you, it's Google! Who can explain their ways? (I feel certain they have a porn section that concentrates on inserting dodginess where one least expects it!)

And I can;t see most icons at the moment. No idea why, either LJ or Firefox has gone mad, possibly both ...

[nenne.livejournal.com]

I will never get the Google system. You get NWS images no matter what you search for. Almost. It's a bit disturbing really.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

One of my artists at work cannot do a Google search without receiving porn in response. I think they have spyware in all our computers and record the startled reactions!

[nenne.livejournal.com]

LOL I can definitely picture that! XD

[waterbird.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious. Happy new year!

[lokifan]

Me too!

HELLO THREESOME ON PAGE #2, I WOULD NOT HAVE EXPECTED TO SEE YOU.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Oh, the agony of de feet!

[alex-s9.livejournal.com]

Nice one.

I'd say I was sorry...

[thisgirl-is.livejournal.com]

... but it would be a filthy lie. No wonder you got distracted. :oP

9 artists in the end!

Don't think I didn't see that comment about next year, either...

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

You've made me very very curious...

[wedjateye.livejournal.com]

How bizarre! I also tried 'gay sex' as a control search and (aside from quite a few John Travolta pics???) mostly ended up with sweet kissing pictures...