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When doing a Google Image search for 'men's feet', make sure that the filter is set to Strict Safe Search.

You would not believe what Google considers Moderate!

Date: 2012-01-01 12:52 pm (UTC)
ravurian: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ravurian
Um. Why were you searching for men's feet?

Date: 2012-01-01 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
So many possible smutty lies ...

The embarrassing truth is that a friend has a shortage of fanartists for her fest, and I said that I would love to help, but alas, I am not great at drawing the male figure yet, only female nudes and feet. You can probably guess the sequence of events from there ;-)

(Seriously, there were multiple penes in some of those moderate shots!)

Date: 2012-01-01 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/
I thought you had a live subject in your house ;P

Date: 2012-01-01 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
No use, he's playing Skyrim! Also, I need a few pairs of different looking ones. I think I'll have to haul out the art books ...

Date: 2012-01-01 01:43 pm (UTC)
ravurian: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ravurian
LOL. I'm assuming it's not just feet you need, but attached to figures in various poses? If so: Brammers, ur doin it rong. You just need to make a post to your LJ asking your f-list to post their favourite pics of barefoot celebrities...

Date: 2012-01-01 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
D'OH! You're completely right! But I've broken out the art books in a bid to look for some classical references tonight. It's ever so likely that I'll not be able to get the foreshortening right at all -- I think I'm six months off being good enough at shading to carry that sort of thing off well.

And GET WELL!

Date: 2012-01-01 01:51 pm (UTC)
ravurian: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ravurian
I'm honestly a lot better than I was - it's just a reaction to the inoculation rather than full-on typhoid, so not all that bad really...

And (in case you missed this one): http://morecoolpictures.blogspot.com/2007/05/cool-shoes.html?zx=b6894425ae2ad19e

Date: 2012-01-01 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
*Snort* Despite your evil ways, I am so not writing Draco's Spare Feet For Those Who Judge By Toe Length ;-)

And HURRAH for getting better!

Date: 2012-01-01 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chantefable.livejournal.com
*puts two and two together* What! You will be doing Beltane art? Why didn't I put art as a gift option in my sign up! :)

Date: 2012-01-01 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Oh it's about a 10% chance -- I am passable at female forms, but not great at male. NEXT year, we could be in luck ;-)

Date: 2012-01-01 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
*giggles* I'm afraid to ask where those men's feet might have been.

Date: 2012-01-01 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I think in a couple of cases they were thinking feet in the '… and inches' sense!

Date: 2012-01-01 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
My brain would NEVER HAVE GONE THERE. Oh my god.

Date: 2012-01-01 01:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-01-01 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ariannagray.livejournal.com
Of course I had to try this. Interesting results. xD

Date: 2012-01-01 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I actually went to check that I hadn't entered Men's feet and blowjobs by mistake!

Date: 2012-01-01 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ariannagray.livejournal.com
Hehehe.. yeah, there really was a lot of peen, considering you were looking for feet.

Date: 2012-01-01 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Bwahahahahahaha!

Date: 2012-01-01 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
And me. I am so easily led. Also now educated ;p

Date: 2012-01-01 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I knew that you would ;-) Treacle totally will, too, if she see this!

Date: 2012-01-01 06:14 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (shameless)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Me too!

HELLO THREESOME ON PAGE #2, I WOULD NOT HAVE EXPECTED TO SEE YOU.

Date: 2012-01-01 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inamac.livejournal.com
Now if, like me, you had googled 'Feet male' the most exciting image you'd have got is a USB plug connector. even on my 'anything goes' filter.

Feel rather prudish now ;(

(Am also wondering why, as something of a feet-fan, I do not have an appropriate icon.)

Date: 2012-01-01 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
It's not you, it's Google! Who can explain their ways? (I feel certain they have a porn section that concentrates on inserting dodginess where one least expects it!)

And I can;t see most icons at the moment. No idea why, either LJ or Firefox has gone mad, possibly both ...

Date: 2012-01-01 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nenne.livejournal.com
I will never get the Google system. You get NWS images no matter what you search for. Almost. It's a bit disturbing really.

Date: 2012-01-01 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
One of my artists at work cannot do a Google search without receiving porn in response. I think they have spyware in all our computers and record the startled reactions!

Date: 2012-01-01 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nenne.livejournal.com
LOL I can definitely picture that! XD

Date: 2012-01-01 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waterbird.livejournal.com
That is hilarious. Happy new year!

Date: 2012-01-01 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com
Oh, the agony of de feet!

Date: 2012-01-01 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-s9.livejournal.com
Nice one.

I'd say I was sorry...

Date: 2012-01-01 10:47 pm (UTC)
ext_135179: (Being dead)
From: [identity profile] thisgirl-is.livejournal.com
... but it would be a filthy lie. No wonder you got distracted. :oP

9 artists in the end!

Don't think I didn't see that comment about next year, either...

Date: 2012-01-02 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phoenixacid.livejournal.com
You've made me very very curious...

Date: 2012-01-04 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wedjateye.livejournal.com
How bizarre! I also tried 'gay sex' as a control search and (aside from quite a few John Travolta pics???) mostly ended up with sweet kissing pictures...

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