Dear self …

[blamebrampton]

Ernest Hemingway could tell a perfectly good story in six words.

Of course, he was a complete wanker, but still.

Yours,
Your aching body who would like you to finally admit that the typing elves are NEVER going to visit

Comments

[spirillen.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but your stories are far too lovely to stop after 6 words. Also, it would run something like "Harry Draco unicorn mystery/politics friends yum" and really, what kind of story would that be?

My elves like Redbull for short bursts but it does make them very giggly and then tired.

Good luck- you always get there in the end, things are always more fun if you stress at the last minute.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

"Oi, Malfoy! You, me, whaddaya say?"

There we go, done!

And oh, me on caffeine, it's not a pretty picture. (It's more a sort of Futurist painting viewed through 3D glasses and a hand-held camera …)

Thank you. I will get there, but this year has been All Stress, All the Writing, and I still have not a single novel finished. Stupid year. Next year I am finishing a bloody novel before I do anything else!