What the hell, August?

[blamebrampton]

I swear to you it was August the first three minutes ago!

The month in notes: Erised story 5000 words in. Two new garden beds created. No ad staff murdered. No one else dead. Wedding of nice friends! Stomach ulcer mostly under control. Month flown by.

BUT, I bring you all a wacky Australian news story. Because it's what we do. The Australian, Murdoch's 'serious' paper here (once good, now mostly tin-hat), ran a story:



This was the official Australian Unions Twitter response:



Sharing the love, guys. Sharing the love.

Comments

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

I've had enough bad luck (or karma as bad men such as bullies&abusers say) to have encountered the former (even recently; hurts like hell) but not the latter and would so much (like what Chris the Wooly wore before going to the hairdresser's) prefer some way such as you describe above but maybe even more like this http://thedabara-cds.livejournal.com/162070.html to change matters. Fate (that "keeps happening" as pointed out in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes -a downright lie-), even! Correction of Mollberg Speak: Ulcers are caused by evil men. Sometimes wimmen. Evil, evil ulcerers&ulceresses may they be hit by a blizzard on the loo and also may their beards grow inward (ancient, medieval Mordor curses from Franconia&one Cursed to Another, although I'm the one Wicked Stepmother in our band;) Here are the Firefuckers for Foreigners: