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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2009-03-02 07:39 pm

A meme!

I've been enjoying reading this on other ljs, and was tempted beyond resistance. Particularly because my brain is full of drugs for my foot. Which seems ridiculous, since they are at opposing ends.

"Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!"

1. “If Mr Malfoy would care to inform us which of his family’s priceless collection of Dark Artefacts was stolen this morning, I will explain who the thief is and why we should all be deeply worried.”

2. They call us their technical advantage, no one uses the M word, except the children.

3. 'Merlin, Potter, just because I’m an idiot, you’re meant to be a role model who’s above this sort of nonsense.’

4. Hermione pulled a bottle of ginger beer from her bag with a flourish, and declared, ‘After lunch, puppies!’

5. They found Lucius on Via Tornabuoni, sitting outside Palazzo Strozzi, chatting merrily in Italian.

6. “You can’t know what it’s like, though, to come out of that world of tedium and grind, and to be shown something so beautiful, and then to have it broken apart around you.”

7. So as I write, I picture you, friendly, kind, concerned about the hand that scrawled these cramped notes on second-rate parchment.

8. You’re a lovely girl, Granger, you deserve better than a ginger.

9. “It is quite possible that Ron will kill me if I don’t put you out of your misery, so I am going to say yes.”

ETA: Oh god, I forgot one!
10. ‘And continue to do exactly what the aristocracy tell them to, bless their tabloid hearts.’

I think it may be time to add No-Doze to the drug cocktail, since I may never sleep again ...


[identity profile] inamac.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Intriguing. Now, please stop doing silly memes and get on with writing these!

*Puppy eyes*

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
I have been working on two this week, but my foot is acting up and staying awake and typing words that are words is pretty much the limit of the evening. I'd like to point out that there were 12 corrections to this reply ...

[identity profile] inamac.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
And you stopped me editing my comment to add commiserations and thoughts for fast, painless healing of your poorly foot.

Have a virtual Lucius to cuddle...

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
That is consoling! Thanks! (And it's fine, I mankified it 10 years ago, a few times a year it rebels against me. Evil foot!)
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[identity profile] meredyth-13.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Darling, what have you done to yourself and why are you on drugs? I am pretty sure I should have noticed a post about this ... am I the worst friend in the world?

On another topic, even the structure and joy of your excerpts shames me into considering hanging up my writing fingers and taking up macramé.

*hugs and sends pain relieving thoughts*

I made banana spice bread today - you could have some if you weren't so bloody far away. :(

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, darling, it's just the manky foot being manky. I rarely need to turn to drugs, but when I do, they make me quite oopsie lala. Oh look, shiny!

And Sppppppp! (is sound of raspberry) The MADNESS of the context, Mere! The madness!

Mmmmm, can smell the bread ... or that could be the drugs again.
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[identity profile] meredyth-13.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
You are wholly adorable, and I shall obviously have to remember to slip drugs into your tea when we're together. And then dangle pretty baubles in front of you.

We just had some with icecream and maple syrup. Mmmmm

There's plenty left. ;)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
You will say 'Gosh, it's like having a five-foot-tall kittie with prehensile thumbs!'
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[identity profile] meredyth-13.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
If I tickle you under your chin will you purr?


and now for some strange reason I'm trying to work out if there's any possible common etymology between prehensile and reprehensible, and whether Lucius encompasses both in equal measure

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
I will squawk and say 'eep! personal space! Hippie!'

You will give me A Look.

[identity profile] oddishly.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
I love that image of Lucius 'chatting merrily' - oversized icecream cone in one hand and straw boater in the other, to fan himself with? Hee, genial grandfather Lucius, how lovely.

I'm sure. :)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Though I pictured him more dressed in a stylish coat and sweeping scarf, since I avoid the Med in summer ;-) And he could be Up To No Good *waggles eyebrows*
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[identity profile] meredyth-13.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
You mean embracing the Mediterranean pastime of oggling large-breasted women, in his own particular understated way, one eyebrow raised and travelling across his forehead as it follows the bouncing bosoms?

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Aka the reason I will never need to speak flawless Italian?

[identity profile] kareina.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I particularly like #1, will you please finish the accompanying story for that one next?

Alas, my only work in progress contains such gems as:

"However, the garnets of sample 39463, while richer in almandine than the other components in the rims, have cores wherein spessartine is the largest component (Figure 4 6, Table 4 2)."

[identity profile] kareina.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, I just have to share today's gem of a sentence:

Since the highest level of spessartine in the double-cored grain is just less than that in the single-cored grain at its core-rim boundary and that level of spessartine is achieved in the same analysis point as the highest level of grossular in that grain, and the single-cored garnet achieved its highest level of grossular at the core-rim boundary, the double-cored grain is interpreted to represent an off-centre slice through the pair of grains along the core-rim boundary of those grains.

80 words, but I just couldn't find a more concise way to say it, and it needed to be said...

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow! And you're right, there is no way to say that more briefly.

I have just started a funny birthday fic for a friend that will be amusingly diverting for the weekend if you need it ;-)

[identity profile] kareina.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll look forward to reading it!

Right now I'm working my way through your list of your fic in the order you list it. I did start one at random the first evening I found your list, and I appear to have lost it, because none of the descriptions there now seem to match, but I didn't make time to finish it that night, and now I want to, though, in that case, it is rather more like the way one stares, fascinated, at a train wreck. Did I really see the start of a story about a pregnant Draco? Must have, I couldn't have imagined that, so matter how behind I am with my uni work...

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You did, but I hasten to point out that it is farcical, in every sense of the word!

Some good jokes if you need a giggle, though ... In the tags sidebar under single wizard's guide. If you can hold off a couple of weeks I have half of the third part written and just need to finish up some minutes, a garden story and a quick birthday fic before I complete it ;-)

Oh! And avoid These Fragile Bonds for the moment. It is in massive need of updating and will just be frustrating at this point, but I need to finish Fathers before I tackle it.

And, you know, work on my actual novel ...

[identity profile] kareina.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
PS I hope the foot returns to a non-drug needing state promptly!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Cheers, dear. It's the standard wacky weather foot mankiness, so give it a few days and it will be over. My pure and virginal system makes any drugs really woozy! Which is good and bad ...

And I will be finishing Number 1 shortly, because it is v short and, in addition to being owed to a good friend, will not distract you from your thesis, unlike one of the other numbers ;-)

[identity profile] kareina.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
My biggest problem isn't the distraction. Nope--it is the working till my eyes are sore from too much computer time, and then failing to resist the temptation to go read the next one on your list. Oh, the poor, sore eyes. Reading something on a computer screen is not the best way to take a break from too much computer time if one wants one's eyes to be happy...

(She said and decided to be a good girl and walk away from the computer, having already read one story segment today...)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Step away! Your thesis is more important and the fic will still be here when you are done!

[identity profile] grey-hunter.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
And now, you post sentences based on these WIPs that they don't yet contain (but will).

And I really hope we aren't required to guess. I didn't realise you had so many things going on (or not going on).

Re: head and foot-drugs. It must be something like having to don a cap when your feet are cold?

Oh yeah. Might steal this meme.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Steal the meme!

I think that it should all be taken as proof that I have been working on the sundry things I am meant to be working on. Although the puppy one can be safely left on the backburner for a while ;-)

There's actually one more that needs to be whipped up for a birthday, but I only have the outline, no actual lines. And I like your cap, foot idea!

[identity profile] grey-hunter.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha I just realised that I really only have one WIP that stands any chance at being finished.

One other is on hiatus and two others are discontinued: one, because I lost interest in that fandom, and the second because it wasn't going anywhere, I just started it on a whim for a prompt community. But at least there are only three like that.

Hm. If I tried to post a line from each fic I once started and didn't get to finish... let's just say I'd need to put it under an lj-cut. :P

[identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
#4 and #8 are things I NEED to read. :)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
8 will be along shortly. The puppy fic was going to be the one that cheered me up after Darkfest, but then I forgot to actually write it. I can be a bit vague ...

[identity profile] melusinahp.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, I'm loving these, but they are also frustrating. I want all these fics right now! ;)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
They are coming! Although I accidentally started a new one, too, but it's short! I would like all of them now, too, but alas the fic writing fairies are on strike with the posting elves and cleaning goblins. Bastards.

[identity profile] melusinahp.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they are all in Tahiti getting drunk and laughing and writing fan fiction about us.

[identity profile] uminohikari.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
asdfjkl; These memes always just make me pout, because by the time they get posted, I will have forgotten that I wanted to read it!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I will write faster!

[identity profile] jadzialove.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
OH! I had no idea you had so many going on at once. I would be out of my mind.

I have exactly one, and here's my random line:

"He was a bastard, but he was our bastard, I reckon."

You know the story, but I don't think you've read that part yet.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I have gone out of my mind! And stop taunting me! Finish it and send it over!

[identity profile] bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! I stole your meme but never commented - poor form, indeed!

I'm out of the loop. What happened to your foot? I feel like I never talk to you anymore. *pouts*

Please write these. Pretty please?