Bugger it all.

[blamebrampton]

Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!

Comments

[libby-drew.livejournal.com]

They're ever so much fun. And cuddly too.

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
That's discrimination against Grand Prix drivers of non-Finnish origin! H8er!!! :P

[adores-draco.livejournal.com]

Your tortured genius? I can do the same - in Finnish...and you'll be none the wiser. *laughs madly*

;)

[acromantular.livejournal.com]

Now that you've got the idea in my head, I'm picturing a pink sparkley F1 car, driven by a mysterious Aussie knock-out who somehow manages to take the racing world by storm, winning race after race despite needing pedal extenders. ;)

Wow, the MarySue potentials in F1 crack-fic. *headdesk*

[deannawol.livejournal.com]

WooHoo!!! Finnish Grand Prix pr0n ... We must be having of it!!

[emerald-dragon8.livejournal.com]

HAHA. You win. I love you and your tortured genius. :)

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

you live in the future. that's kind of awesome. have they invented the teleporter already? :D

[jamie2109.livejournal.com]

Beautiful flounce - haven't seen one that good since I don't know when. A real one, I expect. ;p

[noeon.livejournal.com]

Lucky Finns. Now, if it were Neil and Tim, I'd understand. But no Finn-Again.

April April to you :)

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

this would work better if it wasn't still march 31 over here. :P

oh how i've missed your tortured, witty genius.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Hip length, it's spectacular ;-)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

But then I would not be the first silly person on the flist! I need some benefit to living in the future!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Dammit, all the best ideas really have been used already ...

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

(Do you bring yours to table to provide commentary on the dinner?)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

HEE! The problem being that it would all be hate!sex: 'You bastard, you ran into my Ferrari on purpose!' 'Oh shut up, Kimi, you blocked my line and you know it!' 'I should ... I should ...' 'Take me roughly on the pit lane! Yes, you should!'

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

He looks 12. I can't do chan ...

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Sorry love. It's one of my few advantages to living in the future, being able to have early fun with this sort of thing.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Alas, the current version is not that hot. If I were really to do so, I would also find myself writing the Classic F1 RPS, Schumi/Hakkinen, and that would just be wrong, because Michael was firstly German and secondly looks like a tadpole.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

XXX!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday! (It was my ex-boyfriend's, and he's an idiot, but it is also Peter Cundall's, and he's FANTASTIC)

If I ever write any, you will be the first to know!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault the rest of them look 12 or else have unfortunate facial hair (Yes, Jenson and Felipe, I mean you!)

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

No one is safe from slashers!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Damn damn damn! There's always one ... :-P

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

You say this until you do the mental imagery ...

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

She's a good artist!