Bugger it all.

[blamebrampton]

Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!

Comments

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

I ♥ UR tortured genius.

(do you still keep him battered and bloodied in the cellar?)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I licked the batter off. XXX

[symetric.livejournal.com]

God, drama queen much BB?

Happy April showers! I knew you were joking :D I swear. Really.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I am busily tossing my hair and having a huff in the corner. This genius thing is bloody hard work!

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

It's too early for all that nonsense!

Also, I'd like the chance to appreciate the depths of your tortured genius but it's been a year!!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It might be where you are ...

And there's no point giving you anything for the next few days, you'd expect something nice on the fifth, and I have no spare shoeses! ;-)

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

unfortunately it's not April fools here yet so I could answer : Good Riddance!!!!

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

You know, I already have someone on my flist who writes RPS about Finnish Grand Prix drivers. It's apparently a sizable fandom. ;)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

(Are you sure that's not my sockpuppet?)

[acromantular.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Sounds potentially even wankier than HP fandom. ;)

Now you realize you've got to actually write just a bit of this for us - figure you've got a few more days in April to do so. ;)

[acromantular.livejournal.com]

Now that you've got the idea in my head, I'm picturing a pink sparkley F1 car, driven by a mysterious Aussie knock-out who somehow manages to take the racing world by storm, winning race after race despite needing pedal extenders. ;)

Wow, the MarySue potentials in F1 crack-fic. *headdesk*

[thisgirl-is.livejournal.com]

Does it have to be exclusively Finnish GP drivers? Because, you know, Lewis Hamilton. I'm just sayin'.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

He looks 12. I can't do chan ...

[hollyxu.livejournal.com]

It is still March 31st here, you know. Thank you for that moment of 'bwuh?'.

♥

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Sorry love. It's one of my few advantages to living in the future, being able to have early fun with this sort of thing.

[aldehyde.livejournal.com]

ehehe you're so silly sometimes ;)
i'd read your RPS even if i know nothing about motor racing or these finns you mention!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Alas, the current version is not that hot. If I were really to do so, I would also find myself writing the Classic F1 RPS, Schumi/Hakkinen, and that would just be wrong, because Michael was firstly German and secondly looks like a tadpole.

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

:D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

XXX!

[winnett.livejournal.com]

I love it! Can I beta your Real Person Slash about Mika and Kimi going down on each other? Please!

(I can never April Fools people because it is my birthday and that's just somehow wrong.)

[libby-drew.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday, baby! *bunnyhugs*

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
That's discrimination against Grand Prix drivers of non-Finnish origin! H8er!!! :P

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault the rest of them look 12 or else have unfortunate facial hair (Yes, Jenson and Felipe, I mean you!)

[adores-draco.livejournal.com]

Your tortured genius? I can do the same - in Finnish...and you'll be none the wiser. *laughs madly*

;)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Damn damn damn! There's always one ... :-P

[deannawol.livejournal.com]

WooHoo!!! Finnish Grand Prix pr0n ... We must be having of it!!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

You say this until you do the mental imagery ...

[emerald-dragon8.livejournal.com]

HAHA. You win. I love you and your tortured genius. :)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

And I love you back!

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

you live in the future. that's kind of awesome. have they invented the teleporter already? :D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Only for single socks and the last $5 you were sure was in your wallet.

[jamie2109.livejournal.com]

Beautiful flounce - haven't seen one that good since I don't know when. A real one, I expect. ;p

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

If only I had video, you could have seen the hair flick!

[noeon.livejournal.com]

Lucky Finns. Now, if it were Neil and Tim, I'd understand. But no Finn-Again.

April April to you :)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

SNORT! April April back!

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

this would work better if it wasn't still march 31 over here. :P

oh how i've missed your tortured, witty genius.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

But then I would not be the first silly person on the flist! I need some benefit to living in the future!

[gabe-speaks.livejournal.com]

Hey.

It's illegal for cousins to marry.


That is all.

♥

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Not where I live :-P! (Now I need to find some related Finnish racecar drivers ...)

[spark-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Damn, I'm almost sorry it's April 1st! God knows the F1 fandom is steamy/wanky/potentiallyMS enough to keep a former HP-fandomer into familiar waters (and they could def. use some writing talent, too, lol) :g: And srsly, not only Finns, please! Button is... cute as a button when he's shaved ;p And also, there's the average-yet-fantastically-paid greasemonkeys...

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

SNORT! I did think I ought to try to write one just for the the two of us. Maybe next year ... And you are right, Button is a sweetie. Maybe Jenso/Giancarlo for the pretty factor, with the latter bemoaning that he was just never that good ...

[romaine24.livejournal.com]

Wow, that will teach me to comment on a misspelled Potterword. I didn't realize it would drive you to this length. *don't go* :)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It was the cousin thing that pushed me over the edge ;-) Though if I were to go down this path, the horror of Kovaleinen, Raikkonen and all the other Finns would send me quickly scurrying back!

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

Your title line freaked me out for all of a second, and then I remembered that you're posting this from the future. :P

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I figured the Finns and the tag would be enough to reassure ;-)

[nwfairy.livejournal.com]

I was first all like "Whut NOOOOOOOEEESSSSSs" and then I relized that you live down under and I do not-- and aussie's are a day ahead much like a good chunk of the world that is opposite of me.

Then I laughed.

Although RPS for Finnish Grand Prix drivers might be interesting... I mean who can resist the love of high speed cars?

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Apparently it does exist. I am frightened to go looking for it ;-)

[el-princess.livejournal.com]

rofl...I would definitely miss you...I would have to expand my knowledge of finnish grand prix drivers :D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I would write a primer. With stick figure illustrations.