Bugger it all.

[blamebrampton]

Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!

Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

And I love you back!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Only for single socks and the last $5 you were sure was in your wallet.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

If only I had video, you could have seen the hair flick!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

SNORT! April April back!

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

i think i might have one in my house that's only for the caps and lids of boxes, pens, paint tubes and such. :p

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Ah, the New Zealand model ... very popular!

[deannawol.livejournal.com]

I've read bad!bad!fanfic for year, and bad!wrong!crazy!fanfic for just as long, and unusual!huh?crazy!fanfic for just a smidge shorter... I should be fine with Finnish Grand Prix and closer-than-kissing-cousins ;)

[gabe-speaks.livejournal.com]

Hey.

It's illegal for cousins to marry.


That is all.

♥

[spark-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Damn, I'm almost sorry it's April 1st! God knows the F1 fandom is steamy/wanky/potentiallyMS enough to keep a former HP-fandomer into familiar waters (and they could def. use some writing talent, too, lol) :g: And srsly, not only Finns, please! Button is... cute as a button when he's shaved ;p And also, there's the average-yet-fantastically-paid greasemonkeys...

[jamie2109.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, the hair flick!!!

A sight to behold I am sure. ;)

[romaine24.livejournal.com]

Wow, that will teach me to comment on a misspelled Potterword. I didn't realize it would drive you to this length. *don't go* :)

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

Your title line freaked me out for all of a second, and then I remembered that you're posting this from the future. :P

[nwfairy.livejournal.com]

I was first all like "Whut NOOOOOOOEEESSSSSs" and then I relized that you live down under and I do not-- and aussie's are a day ahead much like a good chunk of the world that is opposite of me.

Then I laughed.

Although RPS for Finnish Grand Prix drivers might be interesting... I mean who can resist the love of high speed cars?

[el-princess.livejournal.com]

rofl...I would definitely miss you...I would have to expand my knowledge of finnish grand prix drivers :D

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Happy April Fool's... :D Just be aware that this sort of thing can backfire. Last year, I wrote a really convincing post about "I think I'm going to just devote myself to writing het from now on" and... wouldn't you know, I've written almost nothing BUT het this year? Just... be warned. *tosses salt over shoulder*

In the Southern Hemisphere, should I toss it over the other shoulder?

[cinnatart.livejournal.com]

I demand to be written into an original fic, and my name is Mikka, with two k's. Damn it. And I sure as fuck better be a gay boy, who loves to bottom, so maybe you should call me Mikko instead.

<3 and all that jazz for you and your tortured intelligence,

Mikko

[meri-oddities.livejournal.com]

Heh. Drama queen much? I bet Kimi is very cute.

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

What...is a Finnish Grand Prix driver anyway? *COMPLETELY CONFUSED*

[glass-violet.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee, you sound like the small girl! Next you'll be saying that HP slash is too boring for you, it's RUINED!

[kareina.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that it is only the bastards who failed to appreciate your tortured genius, and that those of us whose parents happened to have been legally entwined at the time of our births did, in fact, appreciate the the full depths thereof. ;-)

Seriously though, I love your writing, all of it. If you only write about Finnish Grand Prix drivers, I would be disappointedly, because the grand prix holds no appeal for me, but, despite having distressing little topography by virtue of having been run over by a continental glacier, Finland holds much appeal to me. Possibly due to having grandparents with the surnames like Tyyska and Niemila, and cousins with surnames like Moilinen and Nukainen.

But I know from experiance that if you happen to write a story set in a style/focus that doesn't interest me, I'll read, and enjoy, it anyway. (the whole reporter angle, for example) So, while I vote for more of the Harry Potter stuff (esp. the ones which aren't done yet!), I'll take whatever you are willing to share...

[dharawal.livejournal.com]

Is it ONLY Finnish GP drivers??

I have a deep and unrestrained lust, even now for Michele Alboreto.

*grin*

[sassy-cissa.livejournal.com]

Seriously...I love you.

[angela-snape.livejournal.com]

lol... very good, Brammers!

[aldehyde.livejournal.com]

tadpole smex, hm not too appetising :P

[drgaellon]

RULE 34!