Bugger it all.

[blamebrampton]

Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!

Comments

[drgaellon]

You have broken my brain. Send Crazy Glue.

[tomatoe18.livejournal.com]

I'm following your footsteps. Now I'm going to write RPS about fantasy writers. David Eddings/R. A. Salvatore. But please say you'll still be my beta for those fics! Because my English needs a clue sometimes.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It was the cousin thing that pushed me over the edge ;-) Though if I were to go down this path, the horror of Kovaleinen, Raikkonen and all the other Finns would send me quickly scurrying back!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

SNORT! I did think I ought to try to write one just for the the two of us. Maybe next year ... And you are right, Button is a sweetie. Maybe Jenso/Giancarlo for the pretty factor, with the latter bemoaning that he was just never that good ...

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Not where I live :-P! (Now I need to find some related Finnish racecar drivers ...)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I figured the Finns and the tag would be enough to reassure ;-)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Apparently it does exist. I am frightened to go looking for it ;-)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I would write a primer. With stick figure illustrations.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Noooooo! I can't spell half their surnames!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Is your icon by Chuck Norris?

I believe I wrote you into Snatched, BTW ;-)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

(He's a bit spud-faced to be honest, but can drive well when he is concentrating!)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, it's April Fool's Day, you do not need to care about Formula 1 motor racing (which we follow in this house because we are very feeble :-P)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

DOUGIE BROKE IT!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It's all right, was only April Fooling, I have so much HP to finish and post that I will be here for some time yet!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

You are what we call an evil enabler. (Good work!)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Just as well, since I love you!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

*Curtseys!*

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

SENT!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

As long as it stops Eddings from writing any more books, I will beta as much as you need! XXX

[kareina.livejournal.com]

Damn--is it April already? I am so behind...

[mytla.livejournal.com]

WOW, ugro-finnick!
That'll be a riot.
Although beware of all the illegal things about car's engines and tires and fuel levels and max speed allowd... 'you sure you don't prefer illegal marriages? *wonders*

[meri-oddities.livejournal.com]

There really is Finnish RPF for racing? I shouldn't be surprised. *g*

[spark-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

with the latter bemoaning that he was just never that good ...


:laughs: In the same vein, you could make it Jenso/Kimi, with the latter working hard at proving he is better at something even if it's not self-motivation through hard times...

I had this Harry/Draco AU on my heart once, with Draco being a F1 pilot. Let me tell you, the hood ot a bolid sucks being cast as a horizontal surface! :g:

[spark-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

And insert tab A into slot B side-notes? :g:

[winnett.livejournal.com]

Thank you! (not all April Fools are fools.) ha! that was kinda puny.

Glad to know I'm on the short list. I would hate to miss out. ;)