Bugger it all.

[blamebrampton]

Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!

Comments

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

I ♥ UR tortured genius.

(do you still keep him battered and bloodied in the cellar?)

[symetric.livejournal.com]

God, drama queen much BB?

Happy April showers! I knew you were joking :D I swear. Really.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I am busily tossing my hair and having a huff in the corner. This genius thing is bloody hard work!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I licked the batter off. XXX

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

It's too early for all that nonsense!

Also, I'd like the chance to appreciate the depths of your tortured genius but it's been a year!!

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

unfortunately it's not April fools here yet so I could answer : Good Riddance!!!!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It might be where you are ...

And there's no point giving you anything for the next few days, you'd expect something nice on the fifth, and I have no spare shoeses! ;-)

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

That's disgusting.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Oh you will be laughing on the other side of your face when my bestselling novel Bad Boys Among the Bargeboards sweeps up the charts! (Obviously, not set during this season as bargeboards are illegal again.)

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

You know, I already have someone on my flist who writes RPS about Finnish Grand Prix drivers. It's apparently a sizable fandom. ;)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Not if you dust it with cinnamon and sugar, and with that, good night, dear!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

(Are you sure that's not my sockpuppet?)

[symetric.livejournal.com]

If you say so. Do you even have enough hair to make it worthwhile tossing dramatically?

[acromantular.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Sounds potentially even wankier than HP fandom. ;)

Now you realize you've got to actually write just a bit of this for us - figure you've got a few more days in April to do so. ;)

[thisgirl-is.livejournal.com]

Does it have to be exclusively Finnish GP drivers? Because, you know, Lewis Hamilton. I'm just sayin'.

[hollyxu.livejournal.com]

It is still March 31st here, you know. Thank you for that moment of 'bwuh?'.

♥

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

Does your sockpuppet speak Russian?

I'm impressed!

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

Apparently you can also draw! Why am I not surprised?

http://users.livejournal.com/___shiro____/profile

[aldehyde.livejournal.com]

ehehe you're so silly sometimes ;)
i'd read your RPS even if i know nothing about motor racing or these finns you mention!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

:D

[winnett.livejournal.com]

I love it! Can I beta your Real Person Slash about Mika and Kimi going down on each other? Please!

(I can never April Fools people because it is my birthday and that's just somehow wrong.)

[libby-drew.livejournal.com]

It's my sockpuppet.

[libby-drew.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday, baby! *bunnyhugs*

[winnett.livejournal.com]

Ah, I want a sockpuppett!!!

;)