ARGH!

ARGH! I have SO MUCH TO DO, and at the same time, the Australian Conservative Coalition is spontaneously combusting over climate change. BUT I HAVE NO TIME TO MAKE FUN OF IT!!!

I suppose there's no point hoping that Ian MacFarlane could possibly come out of it as Liberal Leader? I have a weird little crush on him.

Meanwhile, I need tickets to Paris, a few nights of hotel rooms, to buy travel insurance and find somewhere selling FABULOUS winter coats in London or Oxford, making sure that said coats still look fabulous on the short and busty. If I manage one a day, all will be well!

BTW, anyone who will be covering Copenhagen -- Australia's main reps are a giant rock star (Peter Garrett, ex-Midnight Oil) and an Asian lesbian: if you can secure an interview, they both give brilliant copy when they're feeling a bit relaxed.

ARGH!

ARGH! I have SO MUCH TO DO, and at the same time, the Australian Conservative Coalition is spontaneously combusting over climate change. BUT I HAVE NO TIME TO MAKE FUN OF IT!!!

I suppose there's no point hoping that Ian MacFarlane could possibly come out of it as Liberal Leader? I have a weird little crush on him.

Meanwhile, I need tickets to Paris, a few nights of hotel rooms, to buy travel insurance and find somewhere selling FABULOUS winter coats in London or Oxford, making sure that said coats still look fabulous on the short and busty. If I manage one a day, all will be well!

BTW, anyone who will be covering Copenhagen -- Australia's main reps are a giant rock star (Peter Garrett, ex-Midnight Oil) and an Asian lesbian: if you can secure an interview, they both give brilliant copy when they're feeling a bit relaxed.