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Another day with limited pilgrim interaction, in fact I saw only two groups all day. The first were unidentifiable as to nation, with only the backpacks to mark them as pilgrims, sitting in a cafe scarfing coffee and grinning. I guessed they had made the trek over from Randwick after a night of minimal sleep and then this morning's Mass. I walked on by and made my way to my friend [personal profile] deense's house for brunch, where everyone agreed that despite s few bad apples, the pilgrims were mostly the nicest group to descend on the city in our memories (certainly far superior to the Rugby World Cup crew from the other year).

[personal profile] deense's J (all good homes should have one) recounted tales of drunken American pilgrims, who have been ecstatic to discover a legal drinking age of 18 over here. Hot!Fake!Jesus was also a keen topic of discussion. We were undecided on the wisdom of choosing a hot fake!Jesus, as there was a certain frisson of excitement as he had his clothes torn away that I am not entirely sure was appropriate for the solemnity of the occasion.

A and D, who were both there, made a declaration that the French pilgrims were by far the worst. I would like to defend the French, if only to be less of a cultural cliche, but the pilgrims who have stood in front of the train doors preventing anyone getting off, and left their packs in the stairs, and prevented anyone getting in or out of cafes have mostly been French. This has doubtless been because the evil French Catholics have been billetted on my train route, while the nice ones are elsewhere (yes, I am applying the nun rule).

After a delicious brunch I trotted down the street in search of microfibre cloths for dusting, but was thwarted by the hippie homewares shop being shut. So I strolled back up the street and popped into the cake shop for a couple of pastries. There were two women who had been working on the catering at the WYD racecourse campout last night.

"No, they were all very good the ones that I saw," said the first to the second.

"Lots of snogging up my end," replied second. "It was like the Big Day Out, except all HAW."

"HAW?"

"Hands above waist."

Trying not to laugh out loud, I eavesdropped on the kids behind me, who were pilgrim-aged, but probably ferals (it's hard to tell today, since the pilgrims were all wearing many layers and had no showers last night). The oldest girl was telling the others that she had done "the sexing style quiz, I got motherly."

"Geez," her friend drawled, "what's motherly sex? 'You're not putting that there! Pick that up! What time do you call this?'"

Luckily the cake woman handed over my pain au chocolat at that point and I was able to flee.

I stumbled down the hill towards home, patting stray cats and limping a little from last night's misadventures, only to be accosted by two pilgrims in the square outside my home. One of them was wearing the tricolore. "Pardon," one asked. "What is the fastest way to Central?"

"Cross the road to the train station, there will be a train from platform one in five minutes."

"Thank you very much, you have all been so kind to us in this city."

"You are very welcome," I replied, happy that my last WYD event was finding the nice French.

Tomorrow morning the Pope goes home and the remaining pilgrims revert to being tourists.

Date: 2008-07-20 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinnatart.livejournal.com
awwww, well, now the Pilgrim adventures are over! *is sad* this has been HIGHLY amusing.

Date: 2008-07-20 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I did chicken out of my last chance for really good pilgrim stories: I popped over to the train station to ask how full the city was as I was thinking of jumping a train for the four stations to the CBD.

The station master shook his head. "Just stay home," he advised me. "You're a nice person, and you don't deserve what's going on in town today."

Date: 2008-07-20 02:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lisbet.livejournal.com
pain au chocolat = my favorite food ever

P.S. What are ferals? I am picturing small dirty children who live in packs and steal garbage.

Date: 2008-07-21 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Mine too!

You're not far off. Grungy looking hippie types who wear lots of layers of second hand clothes but are usually secretly quite clean. Just another youth subculture up this way. They are not thieves for the most part, unlike some of the shoplifting punks.

Date: 2008-07-20 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] symetric.livejournal.com
First I was very confused about what was going on but then came across this article. I get it now. Sort of.
The pilgrims sound like nice (albeit a bit strange) bunch of people :p

Date: 2008-07-21 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Sorry! I have raved about them so much this week that I forgot I should always lead with an explanation for new readers!

They have been a combination of nice and nasty. There were some on a train with a friend of mine wearing T-shirts that proudly proclaimed "Abotion is Murder". We don't do that sort of thing here. She told me that one of the lads on the train patiently and politely explained the difference, which does seem like the sort of thing an Australian would do.

But for the most part they have been full of happiness and cheer, so I am putting all the evil ones down to being unrepresentative.

Date: 2008-07-20 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emerald-dragon8.livejournal.com
This week I have been profoundly glad I don't live in Sydney. Apart from the whole "OMGPOPE" which is all you see on the news at the moment, I haven't had to be involved in any way with pilgrims. Huzzah! :)

Also, pain au chocolate = deliciousness. I want one now, actually. To go with Star Wars episode 5.

Date: 2008-07-21 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Heh, well, if you're ever in Newtown, the ones from Caketown are very good.

The pubic transport system collapsed in a heap yesterday, so I cancelled my trip into town. Yes, I am a coward! but I could not face been stuck on a platform with thousands of pilgrims!

Date: 2008-07-21 02:10 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] gossymer.livejournal.com
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU'RE SPEAKING IN CUNNING CODE.

(srsly though, had no idea what this was about till I saw the linky XD)

Date: 2008-07-21 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Heh, I have been raving about World Youth Day for over a week and forgot that there were some people who only pop by now and then.

It has been a very odd week, but I am left unsure as to whether I would stay in a city that has WYD happening or flee for the hills should it ever come near me again.

Date: 2008-07-21 02:24 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] gossymer.livejournal.com
Summer always throws peeps out of the loop XD

Lol, it could probably be labelled a learning experience then - I'm hoping Terminus will be more definitely \o/ than that *nervous*

Date: 2008-07-21 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
If you find yourself surrounded by 100 fandomers chanting a Harry Potter Rosary, flee. If they're playing Irish dance music, stay.

Date: 2008-07-21 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blindmouse.livejournal.com
Lol, I ran into an ex-workmate in the cafe downstairs today, who turned out to be a pilgrim. Only, you know, not any more :-)

Date: 2008-07-21 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
They timed it well, the weather is bitterly cold here today and blowing a gale. Did s/he have a good time?

Date: 2008-07-21 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I didn't talk to her long, but yeah, she said it was great. She was back to looking like any corporate marketing girl by that stage, of course :-)

Although, as far as weather and timing goes, we had Antarctica in yesterday, and not left yet today. Ugh. I had class after work and my toes nearly fell off.

Date: 2008-07-21 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pushdragon.livejournal.com
Just so you know, when I am dictator president of Australia, puns will be outlawed and that heading will get you a good stretch in the big house.

I love your stories - at least WYD has created some entertainment for us all.

Date: 2008-07-21 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
At least I will be surrounded by my professional peers! We will write amusing protest songs to sing loudly and bring about your eventual downfall (though we'll allow a graceful retirement to the country).

You know that the pilgrims have now spread out around the country in search of a holiday. Keep an eye out for those orange backpacks coming soon to a cathedral near you!

Date: 2008-07-21 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pushdragon.livejournal.com
Well my national anthem is going to be Cracklin' Rosie by Neil Diamond - I'm giving you the heads-up so you can get started on some parodies now.

No tourist ever goes south from Sydney. They will all head north to the sun and the reef, where their orange backpacks may even be ahead of fashion and certainly will not earn them derision. Bless 'em.

Date: 2008-07-21 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Neil Diamond, eh? Well, New Zealand is close.

It's not true, you know. I met two who were headed your way. I told them the beaches on the Yarra were excellent.

Date: 2008-07-21 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tomatoe18.livejournal.com
I'm sorry that this is horribly off topic but I wanted to know if you'll be busy this weekend (Friday, actually) because I'm planning to send you the (hopefully) complete 1st draft of my fic for you to beta. ^^;; If you are, then when would be a good time to send it to you?

Date: 2008-07-21 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Friday night will be fine!

Date: 2008-07-21 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tomatoe18.livejournal.com
Noted. Thanks! ♥

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