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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2008-08-08 11:14 pm

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!

Two HP questions, one polite, one ranty.

To begin with the polite:
Do HP werewolves keep their clothes when they transform, as animagi do? I can't for the life of me recall and the bookshelves are all mid-shift, with PoA under a stack of YA fiction.

To move onto the ranty:
What the HELL are some writers thinking when they write sexual assault as a consequence-free piece of erotic interaction? I can't read this shit. Because I sit there wanting to slap the author.

Note that this is not the same as saying I can't read stories that contain sexual violence. I can, and have, both novels and fic, and some have been excellent. But there is a cost for sexual violence. Hell, even Margaret Mitchell has Rhett Butler consumed with guilt in Gone With the Wind after he drags Scarlett upstairs for a right good rogering while she punches him. There is always a cost.

Why do I rant thusly? Because I have been listening to Shiv and reading the odd spot of het. But, idiotically, not Shiv's own witty and urbane stories. Here's a tip, kids. Have one more Hermione being 'put in her place' with someone's penis and it's very likely you'll find me on your doorstep holding the shattered remains of your letterbox and using them to wedge the door open while I lecture you on why this is not now and never will be a valid authorial gambit.

I am trying to work out some way of addressing this with the writer that doesn't begin with: FEMINISM, it's not just a course at university! HUMAN RIGHTS, not just a T-shirt!

I'm going to stay safely here in the happy little slightly angsty but with authorial acknowledgement that there are prices to be paid gay part of fandom, thanks. Because I will probably be arrested otherwise.

ETA: I should clarify that I am not talking about BD/SM stories, which I am actually fine with. I can even kind of live with the rape fantasy stories where she wants to be dominated (while secretly whispering "It's okay to want to have sex! And it's also okay if you want to be tied up!" at the screen). I am talking about stories where characters are intentionally sexually degraded for no narrative purpose other some alleged titilation.

[identity profile] shiv5468.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch

And wimp on the not yanking.

Does this mean more sick leave?

[identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Good lord, yes. Loads more sick leave.

No idea how much.

And you try having the damn knot there and then tell me to take more pain. It's eye watering.

[identity profile] shiv5468.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This is one of these BDSm things isn't it? Offering me pain.

No thanks.

Is it god's punishment on you for writing so much bumsex?

I just burned my hand on the cauliflower. Presumably this is for being an uppity woman?

[identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone should write some Shiv!porn in which you get rogered at both ends to shut you up.

:D

[identity profile] shiv5468.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never yet met a mighty cock mighty enough to silence me.

[identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*ponders the truth of that statement*

Go and enjoy your cauliflower cheese. I'm written enoughn sexual abuse for today and need my sleep.

9pm. What a wuss.

[identity profile] shiv5468.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
How did you know it was cauliflower cheese? It could have been naked cauliflower, opening itself up to me, all hot and steamy.


You need your sleep. You've got illness to subdue.