I always knew it would come to this ...

[blamebrampton]

pingrid  and I have been discussing terms for the penis. For some absurd reason we thought it would be a good idea to put together a list of international euphemisms. If anyone is interested in helping, it would be delightful if you could suggest a few terms. Our ideal format would be something along the lines of:
Percy: affectionate, mostly non-sexual references. 'Put your percy away, Percy.' UK
Donger: basic euphemism, mostly used in idiomatic phrases. 'It's dry as a dead dingo's donger out there.' Australia

Non-English terms are very welcome. Private names for those penes closest to my flist should be held off for another conversation, preferably after the consumption of much alcohol.*

I'm hoping that one of you provides something of sufficient curiosity that I can pretend this is a matter of academic  interest ...

*Local and regional terms are encouraged. 'I call mine Fang' is discouraged.

Comments

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

welll there's of course the my yiddish vocab of
schmuck
&
putz
little boys have a shmeckel

I also like the more colorful description of: The incredible heat seeking moisture missle.
or even: one eyed trouser snake

Movies are important influences as well
I like the Austin Powers ref of Meat and 2 Veg
or the Something About Mary: frank and beans (is it the frank or the beans? LOL)

Then the ever popular using "names" like Johnson or Richard


I could go on and on and on...