I always knew it would come to this ...

[blamebrampton]

pingrid  and I have been discussing terms for the penis. For some absurd reason we thought it would be a good idea to put together a list of international euphemisms. If anyone is interested in helping, it would be delightful if you could suggest a few terms. Our ideal format would be something along the lines of:
Percy: affectionate, mostly non-sexual references. 'Put your percy away, Percy.' UK
Donger: basic euphemism, mostly used in idiomatic phrases. 'It's dry as a dead dingo's donger out there.' Australia

Non-English terms are very welcome. Private names for those penes closest to my flist should be held off for another conversation, preferably after the consumption of much alcohol.*

I'm hoping that one of you provides something of sufficient curiosity that I can pretend this is a matter of academic  interest ...

*Local and regional terms are encouraged. 'I call mine Fang' is discouraged.

Comments

[thenotoriousso4.livejournal.com]

I'm from the midwest (more specifically Oklahoma), but I'm sure that most of the terms we use are probably not regional.

Dick: A vulgar term. Used mostly in anger when phrased "Well, why don't you just suck my dick?" You would not use this word in front of your mother. USA

Johnson: Slightly less vulgar than "dick", but still not something you would say in front of your mother. Mostly used in all male company. USA

Pee-pee: Only used by small children... hopefully. USA

Boner: Refers to an erect penis, and generally only used by teenage boys. Still not something one would say in front of his mother. Funnily enough, it's also a nickname for a trombone. :) USA

And then there are general terms like "junk" and "stuff", but I think they refer more to the whole package. And there are more "eloquent" terms like "bait and tackle" "beans and weenies" or a term I heard more recently that made me laugh out loud: "cash and prizes".