I always knew it would come to this ...

[blamebrampton]

pingrid  and I have been discussing terms for the penis. For some absurd reason we thought it would be a good idea to put together a list of international euphemisms. If anyone is interested in helping, it would be delightful if you could suggest a few terms. Our ideal format would be something along the lines of:
Percy: affectionate, mostly non-sexual references. 'Put your percy away, Percy.' UK
Donger: basic euphemism, mostly used in idiomatic phrases. 'It's dry as a dead dingo's donger out there.' Australia

Non-English terms are very welcome. Private names for those penes closest to my flist should be held off for another conversation, preferably after the consumption of much alcohol.*

I'm hoping that one of you provides something of sufficient curiosity that I can pretend this is a matter of academic  interest ...

*Local and regional terms are encouraged. 'I call mine Fang' is discouraged.

Comments

[abusing-sarcasm.livejournal.com]

Well, coming from the Detroit area and formerly hanging around with a very urban crowd, I can probably add a few unique ones...

Like "wood," used as in, "I gave her the wood."

"Bone," which works the same way.

"Jimmy," or "jim" is the same deal. Also goes with "jimmy hat," which is slang for condom.

"Dillz," as in "I gave her the dillz," is not popular, but used.

"Chubby," usually specifically means erection, unlike "Wood" and "Bone," which would IMPLY an erect state, but don't necessarily mean that.

Also of note would be "Basket" which refers to the groin in general ("I kicked him in the basket."), and "Bozack," to mean testicles.

An additional fun fact - In hip hop slang, "cock" can also refer to female genitalia, as in the very lovely, "You don't know the meanin'/of cleanin' your cock."

Sometimes I miss those misogynistic bastards...