blamebrampton | I always knew it would come to this ...

pingrid and I have been discussing terms for the penis. For some absurd reason we thought it would be a good idea to put together a list of international euphemisms. If anyone is interested in helping, it would be delightful if you could suggest a few terms. Our ideal format would be something along the lines of:
Percy: affectionate, mostly non-sexual references. 'Put your percy away, Percy.' UK
Donger: basic euphemism, mostly used in idiomatic phrases. 'It's dry as a dead dingo's donger out there.' Australia

Non-English terms are very welcome. Private names for those penes closest to my flist should be held off for another conversation, preferably after the consumption of much alcohol.*

I'm hoping that one of you provides something of sufficient curiosity that I can pretend this is a matter of academic interest ...

*Local and regional terms are encouraged. 'I call mine Fang' is discouraged.

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In Argentina it's called...

Pija = equivalent to Cock

Verga = slightly less vulgar variation. Also used in Spain and other latin-american countries

Polla = It's not really heard here, but I know they say it a lot in Spain. Funny detail: polla is also a female chicken. Pollo being a male chicken.

Pito or Pepe = used by little kids.

Bulto or Paquete = Used to imply the whole package.

Pelotas, Bolas or Huevos = Testicles

Culo = Used mainly as a vulgar term for buttocks but it can also mean the anus.

Great idea to complite this list by the way!!!

I always knew it would come to this ...

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