Beacause there's not enough crazy in my day ...

[blamebrampton]

The trains were thrown awry by a fatality on my line, and, warned by Mr Brammers, I jumped in the first cab I found in North Sydney. I should have waited for the second.

I was willing to grant him that Australia's coal reliance and export is akin to environmental terrorism, though I did point out that the former Prime Minister, who he avowedly missed, had gutted the tax relief given to alternative energy research, engineering and production in this country, without which the sector could not compete with the coal industry.

I was even willing to grant that English people had invaded half the world and were guilty of genocide and certainly overlooking indigenous populations in many places. Though I made it clear the he was wrong to equate Australia and New Zealand, as the latter had the Treaty of Waitangi from the mid-19th century and long periods of war with the Maori, which, while not great, were certainly not the ignoring he was talking about.

But then he confidently told me that the war in Afghanistan was in response to Dick Cheney's company not receiving a contract from the Afghani government, and because of the Jews.

'No, that's just madness. It was in response to the attacks on the Twin Towers, Pentagon and so on.'

'Ah!' he exclaimed, pleased to have caught me in a common error. 'But those attacks were caused by Dick Cheney!'

'I'm not a fan of Cheney in the least, but I am quite certain that he had nothing to do with it and Mohamed Atta had a lot.'

'But no one can say that.'

'Yes, they can. There is ample documentary evidence, including Atta's own voice in radio transmissions from one of the planes.'

'Ah yes, but people can be bought.'

'I'm sure he was, by Al Qaeda, through ideology if not through money.'

'No, no, that is simply not correct. He was bought by Dick Cheney's company, with Jewish money. That is why the Jews stayed home in New York that day.'

'But that's simply not true, either. There were significant Jewish casualties among the dead and the rates of people staying home from work in both towers were normal for an average workday. This is extensively documented with actual documents, not websites, you know.'

'You do not understand how these things work. If we accept that it was Mohamed Atta, then we must consider what drove him to that point. He would have been standing in a pub, drinking quietly, and he would have been approached by someone who offered him more money than he could ever earn to go to his family. That's how the Americans work. What do you think of that?'

'I think that if he was having a drink in a pub, he wasn't a very good Muslim, and that doesn't fit with the picture of Atta that was established after his death.'

'Ah, but you cannot trust the Muslims, they say one thing and do another.'

'The radical ones generally don't drink, though.'

He pulled the cab to a halt in Blessed Erskineville. 'You seem very sceptical of what I have to say, but I assure you, I have twenty people a day in this cab and I hear many things.'

'Yes,' I said as I paid him. 'But isn't it possible that some of those people are quite mad?'

'I have an extensive education, but in this country I am forced to drive a cab.'

'Well, now here I finally agree with you, it is shameful how few qualifications from international universities are recognised in Australia. I am very sorry and hope that things improve for you.'

'Let me prove to you that I am an authority.' He dug through his wallet and handed over an identification card, with his degrees listed after his name.

As I looked at his identification, I nodded in understanding. All became clear. He was an engineer.

Comments

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

How to tell there is no international conspiracy of pretty much anything.

Can I put in an order of those, please!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I find it almost impossible to cope with the fact that people believe this. In the end, I am often reduced to saying 'But, you're a person, right? And you're surrounded by other people? You have noticed what we're like, right? It's amazing we can organise a cake stall, let alone a school or government (sort of). Anything beyond that is out of the question! Have you never looked at the UN?'

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

The "the CIA is behind 9/11"-conspiracy theory has cost me at least one friend. The German left has always been intrigued by conspiracy theories, and they are unable to integrate Al Quaeda into their world view. The taz (our left-leaning, green daily newspaper) even distributed a CD for free with "evidence" of the CIA-theory. The simple question "Why would the CIA do that? What would they gain from it?", though, has never been answered. Not to speak of the impossibility of master-minding such a coup.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Did they not notice the years of the Taliban systematically bombing their own countrypeople back into the Stone Age? Why do they think they would want to do anything different in the US?

[ladyjaneva.livejournal.com]

I once asked my parents why there are so many arabs and muslims who buy into the conspiracy things. They couldn't answer it. What they did tell me however was, that even in the 60s (when they were students), and each of them was friends with or had arab aquaintances, they were marvelling at how those denied pretty much even the existence of the war in 1967 between Israel and the arab neighbour countries and, when there was no denying the war anymore, stuck to their beliefs that the arab countries had actually won. And that all! the western media was bought by Jews.

And I'd love to have leaflets about international conspiracies.

(and yes, the german left really does love its conspiracies. Never ever dare to take the CIA away from them, they'd lose their most beloved enemy...)