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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2009-07-18 11:30 pm

Chortling ...

I'm watching an episode of Foyle's War (British crime procedural set during WWII, quite good) and the following conversation just took place --

American Captain: I want someone to come out and give us a talk
Foyle: A talk on what?
American Captain: The English! None of my boys has ever been out of the States before and, frankly, for some of them they feel as if they've landed on another planet. I need someone to come out and tell us what goes on around here ... Until two weeks ago, I didn't even know what a kipper was. We need help.
Foyle: I can see that.

It's not just fandom!

Oh, and if you follow nothing else at [livejournal.com profile] azkatrazathome , do come and check out the drawbles that are appearing in the CCD threads. So very wrong ...

[identity profile] franalan.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I love Foyles War! *typical English* It's just brilliant! We English are all a bit odd though...I blame it on the tea and the rain...
:D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I blame it on the Normans ;-)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd mention the Romans, but I like their roads too much ;-)

[identity profile] franalan.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Very true, and they didn't do half as much raping and pillaging....

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Kept themselves to taxes. Almost properly British.

[identity profile] franalan.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
All right and proper. Stiff upper lip and all that.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I've just finished that episode of Foyle's -- Foyle and the American Captain develop a relationship that is almost slashy. I have spent far too much time in fandom ...

[identity profile] franalan.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Woop! I do that all the time!

[identity profile] faynia.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh the poor farm boys of America. 8D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
HEE! Yes, poor lambs. Undone by take the following left and could you knock me up in the morning?

[identity profile] faynia.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
FBoA: *horrified look* YOU WANT ME TO WHAT!?!?!
BAB: Make sure I- *blinks* What did you think I meant?
FBoA: D: ~

[identity profile] faynia.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*G*

[identity profile] rosathome.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I hardly dare to ask but how can 'take the following left' be misunderstood by Americans?

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Genuine conversation: 'Well how the hell was I to know what that means? It's the next left! What would I be following? I'm following the ROAD, for God's sake. Jesus, why can't you people speak like normal people??!'

[identity profile] rosathome.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. Gosh, life must be hard for Americans, being the only normal people in the world. ;)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
To be fair, this was an ex of mine, and he was remarkably thick. Hot to the nth degree, but, alas, he insisted on talking.

Many Americans are far superior in the thinking stakes. And, to him, many sheep ...

[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...i don't know what a kipper is either. :'D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kipper

And I take it this means you've never seen Red Dwarf, nor had anyone say 'Smoke me a kipper, skipper, I'll be home for breakfast'? ;-)

(they're yummy, BTW. And I have been craving fish aLl day, so I wish I had one!)

[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
they eat fish for breafast? eeeuuuch. i'll stick to milk and cereal. ;p

(i love fish, but i think it'd come out the wrong way if i had it for breakfast...)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Fish for breakfast is delicious! Tell me you've never even had smoked salmon with your scrambled eggs ...

[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like something i'd eat only when i wake up so late that lunch and breakfast end up being the same thing.

fish is lunch food! or dinner if there's leftovers from lunch. :p *iz picky eater*

[identity profile] camillily.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Foyle's War ♥ Reminds me of warm Saturdays at home.

[identity profile] deensey.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Foyle's is so good.

[identity profile] uminohikari.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah! I know what a kipper is! *dances*