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[blamebrampton]

Lost: Brammer's talent
Last seen: Around HP10K time, though, if we're honest, it's all been downhill since 'Who? Voldemort?' 'No, Peter Mandelson.'
Description: Erratic, flighty, prone to obscure references, but likes a good laugh and a pratfall as much as anyone. Prone to running off with strangers and then being all coy about it afterwards. Overly alliterative. Occasionally found in pubs saying things like 'This Scotch is really very good!' Cannot resist conversation on story structure, unable to maintain serious facade for any length of time.
If found: Please do not feed alcohol or chocolate. Please keep quiet in dark box with ready access to water. Owner will be by to pick up ASAP. Sizable reward offered.

Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Biscuit is a girl cat! And I am meant to be regaining my healthy fitness ways, which leads me to believe that it may have gone out on a binge without me, the little bugger.

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's really on a rebellious binge, it will probably crawl back into the house at 3am, knock over everything it can, and then sit down and write totally filthy and perverted pwp involving kitchen utensils and tropical fruit, before falling asleep at the keyboard and waking with a mouth only a camel could love and wondering where it's been for the last three days. :D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

That would be someone else's talent, and I would have to take care of it and hope they had mine!