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[blamebrampton]

Lost: Brammer's talent
Last seen: Around HP10K time, though, if we're honest, it's all been downhill since 'Who? Voldemort?' 'No, Peter Mandelson.'
Description: Erratic, flighty, prone to obscure references, but likes a good laugh and a pratfall as much as anyone. Prone to running off with strangers and then being all coy about it afterwards. Overly alliterative. Occasionally found in pubs saying things like 'This Scotch is really very good!' Cannot resist conversation on story structure, unable to maintain serious facade for any length of time.
If found: Please do not feed alcohol or chocolate. Please keep quiet in dark box with ready access to water. Owner will be by to pick up ASAP. Sizable reward offered.

Comments

[kareina.livejournal.com]

To my mind they have one advantage over many of their kin--their small size. Since I'm cooking for one, and despise throwing food away, I want veg I can purchase in small enough quantities that I will eat it before it goes off. I often buy a variety of small vegetables, including one to three brussles sprouts, and cook them all together. Much more sensible than buying, say, a cabbage, when I only want a hint of that sort of plant in the mix.