Melting!!!
Nov. 21st, 2009 01:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It is 1.35am and 31 degrees at my house.
I was so slaughtered by the day that I fell asleep when I came home, and thus did not manage to go and buy a big bag of ice, which means I cannot have an iced drink as Mr Brammers does not love me and did not psychically intuit my need. Also, I failed to dig out the ice cube trays and make use of the freezer, due to the aforementioned slaughter.
And yes, I have had sorbet or gelato for dinner two days in a row. Given the weather report, this may extend to four by the end of the weekend.
And in case Barnaby Joyce or Ian Pilmer are secretly on my flist, solar activity is currently at a fifty-year low. Also, I really hate both of you.
I was so slaughtered by the day that I fell asleep when I came home, and thus did not manage to go and buy a big bag of ice, which means I cannot have an iced drink as Mr Brammers does not love me and did not psychically intuit my need. Also, I failed to dig out the ice cube trays and make use of the freezer, due to the aforementioned slaughter.
And yes, I have had sorbet or gelato for dinner two days in a row. Given the weather report, this may extend to four by the end of the weekend.
And in case Barnaby Joyce or Ian Pilmer are secretly on my flist, solar activity is currently at a fifty-year low. Also, I really hate both of you.
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Date: 2009-11-20 03:09 pm (UTC)lol, sounds sticky. if you stick ice packs on your feet your whole body will cool down. i think. well, it does that for me anyway. *sends cooling thoughts your way*
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Date: 2009-11-20 03:18 pm (UTC)You know, I have dozens of ice packs in this house, do you think I can put a hand to any of them?
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Date: 2009-11-20 03:28 pm (UTC)i heard a really sad fact today. apparently the average height of people in the world is increasing. it is so unfair.
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Date: 2009-11-20 03:31 pm (UTC)Eh, it's all the protein. People will go back to a more vegetarian diet one day and we will be closer to global average again!
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Date: 2009-11-20 03:36 pm (UTC)you know what worries me. they will keep making things higher and higher and once day an axe wielding maniac will pop around to my house and i will not be able to reach my trusty (and v. heavy too!) copy of world encyclopaedia. i will be at his mercy. *sobs*
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Date: 2009-11-20 03:39 pm (UTC)