Of course you can book an extra seat at 75%. Just tell them you are obese. By the time they find out the truth, it will be too late
On the other hand, you are surely a whiz with the sewing machine. Can't you sew together a special bag you could wear as a false tummy under a size 24 dress. Room for a nap AND extra carry-on!
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Date: 2010-01-22 12:16 pm (UTC)On the other hand, you are surely a whiz with the sewing machine. Can't you sew together a special bag you could wear as a false tummy under a size 24 dress. Room for a nap AND extra carry-on!