I hate flu
Sep. 3rd, 2010 07:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blamebramptonI am so ill, I have become thick. Which is a shame, because I had the perfect straight line handed to me yesterday.
One of the nice lesbians next door was introducing me to her cats and dog (I already know the other dog. Of course, we're yet to learn any of the actual human names, but there is a proper order to these things!) She pointed to my front window, where Cookie was sitting watching the world and said 'Is that your cat?'
I completely failed to say 'OH MY GOD! HOW DID THAT GET THERE?!' or even 'It is now!'
Absolute comedy vacuum.
I fear my fanfair fic is doomed.
One of the nice lesbians next door was introducing me to her cats and dog (I already know the other dog. Of course, we're yet to learn any of the actual human names, but there is a proper order to these things!) She pointed to my front window, where Cookie was sitting watching the world and said 'Is that your cat?'
I completely failed to say 'OH MY GOD! HOW DID THAT GET THERE?!' or even 'It is now!'
Absolute comedy vacuum.
I fear my fanfair fic is doomed.
