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Let's face it, I am far too disorganised ever to get around to V-gifts, I've grabbed a couple of those awkward group gifts for the lot of you. Happily, the actual things are already slated to be delivered to other people entirely, so there will be no fights over whose house they go to first.

This year, I bought you a traditional goat

Click here to read your E-card.

And because loads of you are parents and some of the rest are still very young at heart, I also grabbed some toys

I am happy to say that the listing assured me it's not just rubber ducks. Here's your card for that one, and yes, I had run out of things to say after the first card. It's very hot here and I still have to cook dinner. The cats are comatose and I think they have the right idea ...

Hope you're all having a lovely day whatever you're up to. And that the England cricket team gets an early night and a great sleep, ready for victory on the morrow!

PS I've just realised -- that's a Yule goat. One for you, Scandinavians! Also, many thanks to